Monday Funny

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend get away, Bill and his wife, Janice, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."
He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'
Bill leaned over, touched Janice's arm gently, and whispered,

'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'


And thus began Bill's life of celibacy..........