Blues locations:
- Chicago
- St. Louis
- Kansas City
- the highway
- a crossroads
- the jail house
- an empty bed
Not Blues locations:
- Disney World
- the mall
- gallery openings
- wine tastings
- a weekend in the Hamptons
Blues transportation:
- Chevys
- Cadillacs
- a Greyhound bus
- a southbound train
- walkin'
Not Blues transportation:
- Beemers
- hot air balloons
- escalators
- canoes
You can sing the Blues if:
- you shot a man in Memphis
- you can't be satisfied
- "The man" doesn't like you
- you're an old black man
- you're blind
- you play the guitar or piano
You can't sing the Blues if:
- you are a teenager
- you are from North Dakota
- you wear a suit
- you have an IRA
- you play the oboe
Blues names:
- Sadie
- Big Mama
- Bessie
- Lightnin'
- Johnson
- Willie
- Joe (including Big, Old or Blind, but not Little)
Not Blues names:
- Sierra
- Buffy
- Chauncey
- Chad
- Julio Iglesias
- Barbara Streisand
Blues liquids:
- wine from a bottle in a sack
- Irish whiskey from a dirty glass
- muddy water (usually not for drinking)
Not Blues liquids:
- bottled spring water
- any mixed drink or a drink with a little umbrella in it
- mocha decaf
- kosher wine
Blues colors:
- blue
- brown
- black
- rusty
Not Blues colors:
- violet
- beige
- mauve
Blues lines:
- woke up this morning
- you ask for water and yo baby give you gasoline
- ma baby done left me
- in a flea bag hotel
- stabbed in the back
- fixin' to die
Not Blues lines:
- while getting liposuction treatment
- after the a tennis match
- I'm a cheerleader
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