31. (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34. I think you have it on backwards.
35. When is this supposed to feel good?
36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37. You're good enough to do this for a living!
38. Is that blood on the headboard?
39. Did I remember to take my pill?
40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
WEICHERT, REALTORS® - Briotti Group - Waterbury, CT
Greater Waterbury Real Estate
Oh, no. Good Lord. Definitely stuff that you don't want to say while doing the deed....
Jun 07, 2010 03:06 PM
(909) 476-9600 ~ WeLoveSellingRealEstate.com - Fontana, CA
Realty Masters & Associates
Ha ha ha - Yeah, I may have said some dumb stuff in my life, but luckily I've managed to miss all of those...
Jun 07, 2010 03:16 PM
Century 21 Premier Associates - Pella, IA
Where are you getting these? Great laughs - take them to a party and discuss - you'd get plenty of laughs.
Jun 07, 2010 03:17 PM
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH
Steve, We have finally reached a point in our lives where my wife doesn't need to take her pill anymore , and I don't need to take one yet.
Jun 07, 2010 03:56 PM
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas
Hello Steve - I enjoyed your "Things Not To Say" Series. Thanks again for all the laughs.
Jun 07, 2010 04:24 PM
Cherry Creek Mortgage Illinois Residential Mortgage License LMB #0005759 Cherry Creek Mortgage NMLS #: 3001 - Saint Charles, IL
Vice-President of National Production
ACSI American Construction Specialists & Investigations - Gilbert, AZ
I am just wondering how many of these things Steve has said and now that he has written them down they will randomly pop in his head while he is having sex.
Last thing not to do, laugh out loud.
Jun 07, 2010 09:11 PM
Benefield Realty - Decatur, GA
Great series Steve. Thanks for the laughs. These were not all notes taken during personal experiences were they? ;)
Jun 08, 2010 02:38 AM
Baker Energy Audits and Commercial Properties Inspections - Claremont, NH
New Hampshire Relocation Real Estate Information
Howdy and evenin to ya Steve
Each of these sure were also a hood to read. Off to read #5
Have a good one
Dale
Jun 08, 2010 02:38 PM
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