After just having been to the Dr. for a check up this hit me funny...Like a lot of things do.
A Dr. in Duluth Minnesota decided to take a day off. But he didn't want to close the clinic...So, he said to his apprentice...
"Ole, I am going to be gone tomorrow. I want you to keep the clinic open. This is your BIG chance!"
At the end of the day, the Dr. showed up at the clinic at closing to see how things went.
"Well, I had 3 people come in," Ole said. The had a Headache, so I gave her some Tylenol."
"Perfect" replied the doctor. "You did just what I would have done."
"The second person came in with bad stomach ache and I gave him some Peptol Bismal."
"Excellent Ole, I couldn't have done better." said the Doc.
"The last one was a lady." Ole said. "She rushed into the exam room and tore off all of her clothes and then jumped onto the exam table and said, 'I haven't see a man in 5 years.' "
"Well, what did you do," asked the Doctor.
"Oh that was easy...I put drops in her eyes!"
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