It's been a long two days of showing homes and we just wanted a little humor in our life here in Sunset Beach, North Carolina
Enjoy ~ More showings scheduled for all day tomorrow ~ Heading for Murrells Inlet, SC
The Limp D**K ~ Much to the man's dismay ~
A man took his limp duck to the vet, who listened for the bird's pulse with her stethoscope. "Sorry, your bird's dead."
"You sure?" he shouted.
"I'm sure."
"But you haven't tested or anything. He might just be in a coma!"
Rolling her eyes, the vet brought a Labrador Retriever and cat into the room. The lab put his paws on the examination table, sniffed the duck and looked at the vet with sad eyes.
The cat jumped up, sniffed the duck, shook her head and meowed softly.
"Sorry," said the vet, "but definitely, this duck is certifiably dead."
She then printed out her bill and handed it to the man.
"$150!!" he cried. "Just to say my duck is dead?"
The vet shrugged. "Sorry, if you'd have taken my word for it, it would have been $20. But with the Lab Report and the CAT Scan, it all adds up!"
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Now that was realy cute....sounds like MY vet! Next time I'll be on the lookout for these "extra" tests :)
Feb 15, 2011 11:54 AM
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Hi Roger ~ a groaner ~ haha ~
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Hi Kathy ~ way cute!!
Feb 15, 2011 12:49 PM
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Frank and Karen,
This is one of those jokes you can tell in any company...and a bonus...its funny too.
Rich
Feb 15, 2011 01:43 PM
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Frank/Karen, The catchy title definitely brought us over this morning. Didn't know where this was going. Nice to hear that showings are keeping you busy.
Feb 16, 2011 02:40 AM
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That was funny, after all the running around that I have done today, I needed a good laugh, Thank you!
Feb 16, 2011 09:23 AM
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