One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual
route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were
still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner,
coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the UPS
man comments. Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday
night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday
morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for
some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around
midnight that we started playing "WHO AM I?"
The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play "WHO AM I?"
"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a
sheet covering us, with only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the
sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responded. "Your name came up seven
times......."
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ
YourStories Realty Group - Newton, MA
"I listen for a living." It's all about you.
As I was growing up in a small community in PA, my Dad was the home delivery milk man. Back in those days people would leave their doors open so we could come in the house and look in the fridge to see what was needed. I certainly understood the milkman jokes once I hit my teens and continued occasionally joining my Dad on his route. To my knowledge he was never involved in anything other than listening to wife's up early in the morning talking about their lives.
Feb 17, 2011 03:37 AM
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida
Taylor Properties & TexasForSale.net - Kerrville, TX
CNE- Texas Hill Country Realtor
Must be the UPS driver that keeps losing my packages! Always seems to get lost over a weekend.
Feb 22, 2011 03:06 PM
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