A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...
'I think the man would have said - 'I'll be a son of a bitch!! A talking pig!'

The teacher had to leave the room.

 
Posted by maurice cohn on 03/18/2011 10:57 AM   Comments (7)   Friday Funny in the ActiveRain Channel   friday funny  
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7 Comments on Friday Funny

MAR
18
2011

It's been a trying morning!  That helped, thanks!
10:58am • #1
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So funny, I love reading your funnies!!!
10:59am • #2
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that is very funny!  my daughter is 2 and already says the funniest things!
11:04am • #3
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Good morning Maurice. Too funny. Thanks for the chuckle.
11:17am • #4
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Thanks for laugh! It's been a crazy week and I needed a laugh!
11:41am • #5
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Thanks for the laugh Maurice!!  Keep 'em coming!
11:46am • #6
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Better than picking up the paper. Always make me laugh

Thanks

Enjoy the day
12:00pm • #7


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