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The Funeral and the Dog

By
Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty PB00068179

 

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

   A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one.

   Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.

   Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity.

   He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you; but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

   "My wife's.", answered the man.

   ''What happened to her?", the curious man asked.

   The man replied, "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

   He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

   The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

   A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

   "Can I borrow the dog?"

   The man replied, "Get in line."

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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

What a way to start a Monday morning. Very funny! Any chance I can get to the front of the line? Just kidding. Enjoy the day!

May 23, 2011 12:15 AM
Laura S. Baker
First Weber Inc - Lake Mills, WI
Realtor (920) 728-4118, First Weber Inc

JAMES!  I know I should sternly chastise you for this, but I am too busy laughing.  Have a fun day!

May 23, 2011 12:20 AM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Good morning, James. Where does the line start? LOL

May 23, 2011 12:23 AM
Anne M. Costello
Weidel Realtors - Yardley, PA

Naughty, naughty, politically incorrect - but very funny! Thanks for a Monday morning laugh to start the day.

May 23, 2011 12:26 AM
Joshua Zargari
MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY
MJ Decorators Workshop

LOL

Good morning James.

Today is going to be a great day in New York...

Wishing you the same.

May 23, 2011 12:26 AM
Keith Gilkey
Re/Max Chesapeake - Elkton, MD
410-920-7214, Re/Max Chesapeake

James, Thats really a good one. Never heard it before. Thanks for the morning laugh! Have a nice day.

May 23, 2011 12:53 AM
Randy Ostrander
Lake and Lodge Realty LLC - Big Rapids, MI
Real Estate Broker, Serving Big Rapids and West Central MI

Good morning James. Always like starting the week with a smile. Thanks.

May 23, 2011 01:02 AM
Gary Pike
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate Metro Brokers - Powder Springs, GA

Thanks again James.  I am beginning to search you out to start the day out with a laugh.  Please keep them coming.

May 23, 2011 01:29 AM
James Loftis
RealEstate911.com - West Palm Beach, FL
RealEstate911.com

Good morning James,

 

  Funny story.

May 23, 2011 02:52 AM
Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Way too funny.

May 24, 2011 11:44 PM