"Foe painting" - This Week's Colorful MLS Bloopers

As an experienced agent, I sometimes think I’ve seen everything, but when I read the remarks below, I realized I have so much to learn. For instance, how does one get enough pate for a road? Or enough figs to make drapes? And why would one shag on a roof? Read these bloopers, and then maybe you can explain it all to me:

A Leg Up On Things

“Leg in for details” (Oh yay – we’re doing the Hokey-Pokey!)

“Custom figged drapes” (How do you get the little fig seeds into the fabric?)

“Road just pated”  (Hence the expression, “What am I – chopped liver?”)

“Foe painting in lvg rom” (Uh, did that skull and crossbones on your wall tell you anything? )

“1/4 miles to Malibu Winary” (It’s apparent you’ve clocked this too many times…)

The Foot In Your Mouth Is Yours…

“Please leave fool and drink outside” (I tried that with my ex, but my neighbor kept complaining about the olives in her fountain. )

“Lawn just seedy” (Well, that describes your whole trailer park, doesn’t it?)

"Shed in bud condition" (And another grow house springs up in Hollywood...)

“Note new sin” (That's Hollywood for ya - we've perfected sin.)

“Rooms washed with color” (Yet another reason for chlorine-free bleach…)

That Last Step Resulted In Bodily Injury

“New shag shingles” (I can tell you from experience that a person should never shag on a roof.)

“Autistic touches throughout” (That’s a really moronic oxymoron, moron.)

"No credit for pest" (That's what my divorce lawyer said when I asked for hazardous duty pay.)

“New tail in kitchen” (Dead rabbit in stew.)

Speaking of the Tail End...

“Floos just finished” (And so am I.)

That's all until next Friday, folks. In the meantime - Spell and Sell!

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