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Going to Vegas...Humor!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

Talking with other married couples I find that most everyone has much of the same stuff to talk or complain about.

The Kids, the bills the pets...Never financial status....SEX...Yeah, the American preoccupation.  At least for some of us!


The husband walks into the bedroom to find his wife packing...

"Where are you going?" he asks.

"I am going to Vegas!  I just found out I can get $400 for what I give you for nothing!" she said.

The husband grabs a suitcase and starts to pack.

"What do you think you are doing?"   The wife asks.

"I am going with you.  I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"


And so it goes!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Winston Heverly
Coldwell Banker Access Realty - South Macon, GA
GRI, ABR, SFR, CDPE, CIAS, PA

Got married in Vegas @ the Circus Circus. perhaps it has to be repeated twice, can't believe I did it once.

Apr 13, 2012 06:30 AM
Harry F. D'Elia III
WEDO Real Estate and Beyond, LLC - Phoenix, AZ
Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR

Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas baby. Have a good one

Apr 13, 2012 06:59 AM
Leslie G. Rojohn
MoonDancer Realty - Sylva, NC
GRI, ABR ~ MoonDancer Realty

Of course if there was something worthwhile about it to her instead of an automatic assumtion of privilege from him, she might make a bundle.

Apr 13, 2012 07:25 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

LOL...I could get into this one, but i think I will be nice and say..I know where he is coming from!!!

Apr 13, 2012 09:03 AM
John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

We actually went there once for a Realtor® convention.  I plead the 5th... LOL

Apr 13, 2012 09:54 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

LOL...Somehow I think there would be more incentive in a new loction.

Apr 13, 2012 10:50 PM
Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
Real Estate Broker Retired

I got married there that's all I'm saying. Good joke Bill .....

Apr 14, 2012 01:25 AM
Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

And, people wonder why the divorce rate is so high, LOL.  Good one, Bill.  

Apr 14, 2012 04:12 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL...Just a bit of tenderness.  LOL  I am thinking I may know this couple.

Apr 14, 2012 12:20 PM