TGIF! Time for Funnies!

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"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

"3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."

"Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? "

"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. "

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? " 

"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."

"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!"

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"

"If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me. "

"If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. "

"Budget: A method for going broke methodically."

"Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark. "

"24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?"

"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... "

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird." 

"I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years." -Bill Clinton

 

HOPE YOU HAD A LAUGH OR TWO!   

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Jennifer Dahl-Martin

www.teamvisionfreedom.com

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Brian Luce
Weidel Realtors New Hope / Lambertville - New Hope, PA
Associate Broker

My motto's are :

 

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

 and . . .

 

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize" 

Mar 14, 2008 03:52 PM #2
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Michael (Mike) Elliott
Nottingham Real Estate Group - Hamilton, NJ
Thanks, Jen. I needed a laugh. Speaking of beer, Sam Adams has a great white ale...my new fave (I have a sissy stomach)
Mar 14, 2008 03:55 PM #3
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Jennifer Dahl-Martin
Prosper, TX
Advocare Independent Distributor/Real Estate

Tony - glad you enjoyed 'em

Brian - LOL!!

Mike - I'm like Norm on Cheers, " I never met a beer I didn't like" I'll have to try that one!

Mar 14, 2008 03:59 PM #4
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Bill Gillhespy
16 Sunview Blvd - Fort Myers Beach, FL
Fort Myers Beach Realtor, Fort Myers Beach Agent - Homes & Condos
Hi Jen,  Was wondering where the Friday funnies were !  Thanks for the good laugh.
Mar 14, 2008 04:06 PM #5
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Jennifer Dahl-Martin
Prosper, TX
Advocare Independent Distributor/Real Estate
Hey Bill!  I felt bad for missing last week, but I didn't have it in me!  Had to do it this week to pep myself up and hopefully others out there! I won't slack anymore!  Thanks for commenting!
Mar 14, 2008 04:10 PM #6
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Harold "Hal" Place
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL

Hi Jen,

Nice way to finish the week. Thanks for the laugh.

Have a good weekend.

Hal

Mar 14, 2008 04:14 PM #7
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Shane Sarae
Honolulu, HI
Thank you very much for sharing, some of those were really hilarious
Mar 14, 2008 04:26 PM #8
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Elaine A. Cook
Connect Realty.com - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham Real Estate
Great giggles to end the week!  Thanks
Mar 14, 2008 04:36 PM #9
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Lissa Uder
RE/MAX Next Generation, LLC - Lebanon, MO
Your Lebanon MO Real Estate Agent
Thanks for the very much needed laugh! These are great!
Mar 14, 2008 04:58 PM #10
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David Slavin
RE/MAX Grand - Katy, TX
CDPE, ABR, SRES RE/MAX Grand
Thanks for the laughs!  I love the one about frowning!
Mar 14, 2008 05:19 PM #11
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Rich Dansereau
Positive Real Estate Professionals - Knoxville, TN
These are so funny, what a good end to a long day! Thanks for the smile!
Mar 14, 2008 07:11 PM #12
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Jennifer Dahl-Martin
Prosper, TX
Advocare Independent Distributor/Real Estate
Rich, David, Lissa, Elaine, Hal and Shane - Thanks for commenting ya'll!  Have a great weekend!
Mar 14, 2008 08:14 PM #13
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Danny Thornton
R & D Art - Knoxville, TN
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Jennifer, this is very funny. i am going to feature it on today's Funnies Recap.
Mar 20, 2008 07:54 AM #14
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Jennifer Dahl-Martin
Prosper, TX
Advocare Independent Distributor/Real Estate
Hi Danny - Cool! Thanks!
Mar 21, 2008 10:53 AM #15
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Clint Miller
Real Estate Pipeline, Inc. - Missoula, MT
Speaking of beers....If you are ever in this neck of the woods...try Moose Drool.  Yum!!!!
Mar 21, 2008 10:59 AM #16
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Jennifer Dahl-Martin
Prosper, TX
Advocare Independent Distributor/Real Estate

Clint - Don't tease, just send me some! :)

Mar 22, 2008 04:01 PM #17
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Robert Machado
HomePointe Property Management, CRMC - Sacramento, CA
CPM MPM - Property Manager and Property Management
Thanks for the laughs.
Mar 24, 2008 05:50 PM #18
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Jennifer Dahl-Martin
Prosper, TX
Advocare Independent Distributor/Real Estate
No problem Robert, glad you enjoyed them!
Mar 26, 2008 08:13 AM #19
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Gary J. Rocks
Sussex County Real Estate - West Milford, NJ

Jennifer

Some more words to live by, thanks for the reminder and taking the time to make us laugh

Mar 28, 2008 02:25 PM #20
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Jennifer Dahl-Martin
Prosper, TX
Advocare Independent Distributor/Real Estate
Glad you got laugh out of it Gary!
Mar 28, 2008 05:14 PM #21
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