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A good funny to start the day.

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

A man walks into the bedroom and finds that his wife is packing a suit case.

 

"Where are you going?" he asked her.

 

"I am goig to New York!  I hear that prostitutes there make $400 for what I do for you for free."

 

Latter the wife walks into the bedroom to find the husband packing...

"And where do  you think you are going?"

 

"I am going to go with you...I want to see how you make it on $800 a year!

James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Morning William.

So, tell us when the divorce will be heard.  I'd like to attend that one.

May 24, 2018 02:18 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Haha. Well, I think that couple needs a bit more alone time.

May 24, 2018 03:23 AM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Good one William.  I don't think I see all that much of a future for these two.

May 24, 2018 04:46 AM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Good morning William Feela ,

That is a good one! I'm with Gabe Sanders "I don't think I see all that much of a future for these two."

May 24, 2018 05:35 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning William. So funny I can't quit laughing! Enjoy your day!

May 24, 2018 05:53 AM
Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

Good morning, William Feela that's the funniest one I've heard in ages....

May 24, 2018 06:18 AM
Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty
Waves Realty - Melbourne, FL
Florida Space Coast Homes

lol...that would be even funnier if it wasn't so true. Marriage is just grand :):)

May 24, 2018 07:00 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning William. This is funny and I did enjoy it. Thank you for the morning chuckle.

May 24, 2018 07:18 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

You know what?. . .She might just surprise him!  I watched a segment yesterday afternoon on Dr. Phil.  There was a little "housewife" on the show, who was making the big bucks for what she said was a "Cuddling" business.  Oh, and she was a former Realtor.

May 24, 2018 07:31 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Hahahhah , that is funny and not funny at the same time.  Thanks for the laugh.

May 24, 2018 06:43 PM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Oh that is funny. I will have to share it with my husband. 

May 24, 2018 06:55 PM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

OK, I don't knw where you find these but I can almost see this happening.

May 25, 2018 02:48 AM
JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

That sounds a like an argument just waiting to happen my friend.

May 26, 2018 11:12 AM
MichelleCherie Carr Crowe .Just Call. 408-252-8900
Get Results Team...Just Call (408) 252-8900! . DRE #00901962 . Licensed to Sell since 1985 . Altas Realty - San Jose, CA
Family Helping Families Buy & Sell Homes 40+ Years

I think I've heard this funny story before-we all need laughs.

May 28, 2018 09:19 PM
Mike Frazier
Carousel Realty of Dyer County - Dyersburg, TN
Northwest Tennessee Realtor

Bill, this is the first time I have heard this joke. Great is my opinion.

May 31, 2018 02:49 PM