Political Humor

An e-mail from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States...
a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

"We, in Ireland , can't figure out why you people are even bothering
to hold an election in the United States .

    On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to
another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and
heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong Church, who is married
to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to
run!

    Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name
starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good looking younger
woman who owns a beer distributorship !!

What in God's name are ya lads thinkin' over in the colonies