I am posting this for all of you out there who need a bit of a laugh. I thought of this while driving around trying to fit in my holiday shopping in around this crazy biz! The good news is I close escrow tomorrow, so I will actually shop with real money and not credit cards! Read and enjoy.
12 Days of Christmas for Realtors
(sung to the tune of “12 Days of Christmas”)
On the first day of Christmas good fortune brought to me
a business where I’m still busy!
On the second day of Christmas good fortune brought to me
Two price reductions and a business where I’m still busy!
On the third day of Christmas good fortune brought to me
Three well-priced listings, two price reductions
and a business where I’m still busy!
On the fourth day of Christmas good fortune brought to me
Four-percent loans, three well-priced listings, two price reductions
and a business where I’m still busy!
On the fifth day of Christmas good fortune brought to me
No more haggling
Four-percent loans, three well-priced listings, two price reductions
and a business where I’m still busy!
On the sixth day of Christmas good fortune brought to me.
Six-percent commission.
No more haggling
Four-percent loans, three well-priced listings, two price reductions
and a business where I’m still busy!
On the seventh day of Christmas good fortune brought to me.
Seven open houses, Six-percent commission.
No more haggling
Four-percent loans, three well-priced listings, two price reductions
and a business where I’m still busy!
On the eighth day of Christmas good fortune brought to me.
Eight in the pipeline, Seven open houses, Six-percent commission.
No more haggling.
Four-percent loans, three well-priced listings, two price reductions
and a business where I’m still busy!
On the ninth day of Christmas good fortune brought to me.
Nine referring clients, Eight in the pipeline, seven open houses, Six-percent commission.
No more haggling.
Four-percent loans, three well-priced listings, two price reductions
and a business where I’m still busy!
On the tenth day of Christmas good fortune brought to me.
A ten-day closing, Nine referring clients, Eight in the pipeline, Seven open houses, Six-percent commission.
No more haggling.
Four-percent loans, three well-priced listings, two price reductions
and a business where I’m still busy!
On the eleventh day of Christmas good fortune brought to me.
Eleven tax deductions, A Ten-day closing, Nine referring clients, Eight in the pipeline, Seven open houses, Six-percent commission.
No more haggling.
Four-percent loans, three well-priced listings, two price reductions
and a business where I’m still busy!
On the twelfth day of Christmas good fortune brought to me.
Twelve all-cash buyers, Eleven tax deductions, a Ten-day closing, Nine referring clients, Eight in the pipeline, seven open houses, Six-percent commission.
No more haggling.
Four-percent loans, three well-priced listings, two price reductions
and a business where I’m still busy!
Hope you enjoy this. Love any feedback, or any modifications....let your creativity shine forth!
Happy holidays from eller the seller
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