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Don't Mess With Us Old Folks!!!

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Linda Lipscomb RE/MAX Lexington Henderson County TN 262480

A long week!! Cold and not something often seen in West TN, SNOW!! 

Cute story, perfect end to a very challenging week.

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.


George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could
see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' Then he hung
up.

Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two
fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people.

Have a wonderful weekend!!!

Linda Lipscomb      RE/MAX Unlimited    870 W. Church St.   Lexington, TN.   731-249-5376

http://LindaLipscomb.com

Ellie McIntire
Ellicott City Clarksville Howard County Maryland Real Estate - Ellicott City, MD
Luxury service in Central Maryland

What a funny story. Someone was thinking on his feet.

Jan 30, 2009 12:24 PM
Regina P. Brown
MBA Broker Consultants - Carlsbad, CA
M.B.A., Broker, Instructor

Linda, what a hilarious true story!  That was a good laugh for today. THANKS for sharing.  I think I'll email this to folks...

Join my new AR group and post your blog at http://activerain.com/groups/virtualoffice

Regina P. Brown

Feb 01, 2009 04:57 PM
Barbara S. Duncan
RE/MAX Advantage - Searcy, AR
GRI, e-PRO, Executive Broker, Searcy AR

That's a great story.  Are you sure it is a true story or an urban myth?

Feb 02, 2009 12:52 PM
Debbie Summers
Charles Rutenberg Realty - New Smyrna Beach, FL

Linda... I love it!  Sounds like something my dad would do...

Feb 03, 2009 06:49 AM
Linda Lipscomb
Linda Lipscomb RE/MAX Lexington Henderson County TN - Lexington, TN
731-695-1118, Lexington TN Homes

Ellie,

Thanks for your comment.

Quick thinking is right.

Feb 03, 2009 10:21 AM
Linda Lipscomb
Linda Lipscomb RE/MAX Lexington Henderson County TN - Lexington, TN
731-695-1118, Lexington TN Homes

Regina,

Joining your group.

Thanks for your comment and your invitation.

 

Feb 03, 2009 10:26 AM
Linda Lipscomb
Linda Lipscomb RE/MAX Lexington Henderson County TN - Lexington, TN
731-695-1118, Lexington TN Homes

Babara,

Don't know!!

Glad you enjoyed.

Feb 03, 2009 10:27 AM
Linda Lipscomb
Linda Lipscomb RE/MAX Lexington Henderson County TN - Lexington, TN
731-695-1118, Lexington TN Homes

Debbie,

Would love to meet your DAD !!!

Mine is a character too.

Feb 03, 2009 10:27 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

LOL  That was great, Linda!  I'll have to remember that one.

Brigita

Feb 10, 2009 06:42 AM
Linda Lipscomb
Linda Lipscomb RE/MAX Lexington Henderson County TN - Lexington, TN
731-695-1118, Lexington TN Homes

Brigita,

Thanks for your comment.

See you on the trail, I hope.

Feb 10, 2009 07:32 AM