Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.
25 Things that you didn't want to know about the Elvis-haired Ex-governor of Illinois. 
1. I'm the guv. period.
2. Well, I was the guv. (dang)
3. I'm innocent... really.... that's the first thing you should know... in fact, If I could do it over again, I'd number this one number one. 'Cause that's the first thing you should know. (can I start over?)
4. If I'm being perfectly honest, I have to say that I'm an exceedingly handsome fella.
5. Power is addictive.
6. I can give up power whenever I want to.
7. But I don't want to.
8. My most attractive feature is my hair!
9. People remember my hair. And it's good protection in a motorcycle crash.
10. Don't touch the hair. No, really... don't.
11. My hair is my signature... like Bill Clinton's thumbs up, or his lip bite.
12. About the selling the senate seat... I was #@$&^*#&^ kidding! Really... can't you take a *#()@&#^ joke?
13. I wasn't kidding. It's #(*&@#( golden. I wasn't giving it away for @(#*&$(* nothing.
14. What was I saying? Did anyone record that?
15. You know what's funny.... I was gonna give that seat to Oprah. And if she didn't take it, I was gonna take it myself. That woulda been funny!
16. Pat Fitzgerald once told me that he wears pink ladies undergarments. No really, he did!
17. My wife thinks I should seek therapy. I think my wife should @#$&%) shut up!
18. I'm great. Just ask me, I'll tell you.
19. I always wanted to be on Late night with David Letterman in the worst way.
20. Now I've been there, done that.
21. If I could be a tree, any tree... I'd be poison ivy. (whaddya mean, that's not a tree... well, it should be).
22. You have to practice to make Deese, and Dems, and Dose sound natural.
23. I'm not done here... don't turn those lights off... I'm not done.
24. Late at night, when I'm trying to sleep, the hair talks to me through the hairnet.
25. Once, at band camp...
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