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Calgary Mortgage update and good joke

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Mortgage and Lending with Lynn Meldrum with Verico Canada First Mortgage

I have found the best rate right now for a 5 year fixed at 3.89%  If you have anyone interested about the rate let me know and I will give you more details.

 

Here's the joke just so that everyone can get a friday afternoon giggle

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She
Seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single
Roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
Completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an
Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
Clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men...are men.

Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

An oldie but a goodie!  Thanks Lynn

Mar 20, 2009 07:57 AM
Sylvie Conde
Sutton Group-Associates Realty Inc., Brokerage - Toronto, ON
Broker, Toronto Real Estate

Lynn, that's a great mortgage rate, and the joke was even better. :)

Mar 21, 2009 01:09 PM
Lynn Meldrum
Lynn Meldrum with Verico Canada First Mortgage - Calgary, AB

Thanks Sylvie

A friday afternoon funny is always on the menu.  If ever you need any help with getting a mortgage funded feel free to call.  Happy Sunday all

Mar 22, 2009 10:19 AM