humor: The Healing Power Of Humor
- 09/27/13 03:18 AM
I found an amazing Info-Graphic today while surfing at Family Abstract, Inc. I had to share it. They are words to live by!! From my Family at Family Abstract to yours, all our very best!! … (4 comments)
humor: Old Love... Last forever!
- 08/28/13 05:08 AM
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail." The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you … (8 comments)
humor: The Jewish Quarterback... You know this must be a joke!!
- 08/26/13 02:01 AM
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th storey window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a … (6 comments)
humor: My Son's Room.... Wordless Wednesday Classic
- 08/21/13 04:55 AM
Make it a great day from all my Family at Family Abstract to yours and PLEASE give us a shot as your title insurance needs for PA, NJ, Md, Fl and Va. Thankls in advance,
humor: Good medical advice .... Healthy Tips!
- 08/15/13 12:39 AM
Good medical advice from the sages of old... 1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it's harmful if done every day. 2. F***ing relaxes your mind and body. 3. F***ing refreshes you. 4. After F***ing, don?t eat too much; go for more liquids. 5. Try f***ing in bed 'cause it can save you valuable energy. 6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels. Fasting is good for your health and may God cleanse your dirty mind... Not sure where you were going but at Family Abstract, Inc. we are just trying to help! Clean minds = … (2 comments)
humor: What's your PLAN "B"? I may do Stand-Up Comedy!
- 08/07/13 11:55 PM
I am into my 5th month of writing and performing Stand Up Comedy. I find it to be a refreshing change from the daily life of a Title Insurance agent. My aspiration is to become a speaker at conventions for Title, Real Estate, Mortgage, Staging and Appraisal. Although the material you'll watch (PLEASE) has nothing to do with Real Estate, I am writing material for that everyday. Helium night club is not the venue for me to perform Real Estate related bits. Enjoy and leave me a comment, Thanks in advance,
From my family at Family Abstract, Inc. to yours … (15 comments)
humor: Scienists Study Crows with fascinating results
- 08/06/13 03:03 AM
Another Government study provides outstanding results . . . Thank Goodness Family Abstract is bringing you this earthshaking information. You'll all sleep better tonight. CSIRO Officials admitted that they found about 200 dead crows on the highway between Noonamah and Palmerston, in Northern Territory, where there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
The Territory Government approved and the CSIRO contracted a bird pathologist to examine the remains of all the crows and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, much to everyone’s relief.
However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by … (1 comments)
humor: You Have Got To Read This… Truly Touching
- 07/31/13 01:57 AM
Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late … (87 comments)
humor: When a Picture Says A Thousand Words!
- 06/26/13 04:18 AM
Having a small title company, under 50 employees, Obamacare may force all my employees to follow him right into the river. What a shame, The Government, doesn't share our healthcare they force upon us. Is that too many words for a wordles wednesday?
humor: FrIdAy FuNnY FrEe FoR AlL, It"S FrIDaY AfTeR AlL... Enjoy!
- 06/21/13 02:15 AM
How about a break from Title Insurance at Family Abstract and Real Estate around the country for some good old fashioned jokes. Sex at 68... I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 68. I'm so happy, because I live at number 72. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road! ~~~~~ Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my … (4 comments)
humor: Can a Title Agent Do StandUp Comedy... You Tell Me
- 06/20/13 01:01 AM
As an owner at Family Abstract Title, every once in a while I need a release. I have started to do stand-up comedy about 4 months ago. The video I attached is from my first contest that I entered, late last month, it was a lot of fun, with a great crowd. My ultimate goal is to continue to write and perform and work my way into the Real Estate, Mortgage and Title Seminar circuit as a guest speaker. I have been doing title for 28 years, I know Mortgage, Title and Real Estate. Writing comedy for that is not hard, … (11 comments)
humor: Live, Love, Laugh, I'll Help (R) Rated
- 05/23/13 01:16 AM
Family Abstract president and Partner, Glenn Freezman in his 4th performance at Helium comedy Club in downtown Philadelphia. I would love to hear your comments and would really appreciate you “sharing” this forward. I hope you enjoy it, and thanks in advance,
humor: Golf verse Tennis, A Real quick joke!
- 05/21/13 12:54 AM
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?" I hope you have a great day, from your friends at Family Abstract! … (8 comments)
humor: Did I read that sign correctly? FRIDAY FUNNY!
- 05/10/13 03:23 AM
Did I read that sign correctly? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice … (11 comments)
humor: Title Agent Turns To Comedy To Cope (You Tube Thursday)
- 05/09/13 12:05 AM
Family Abstract, partner, Glenn Freezman has turned to comedy to cope with the daily grind of the title insurance business while entering his 27th year as an agent. The clip is from a recent engagement at Helium Comedy Club, the premiere Comedy Club of Philly. It is rated R, maybe R-. This routine got me in the Comedy Club Finals that will be held on May 19th. I hope you enjoy.
From my family at Family Abstract, Inc. to yours all our very best! Glenn … (5 comments)
humor: Short, Cute Dog Story
- 05/06/13 11:52 PM
Family Abstract brings Cabo to work... Why not the hotel too? A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote this short letter: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came back from the hotel owner, who wrote: "Dear Sir ...I've been operating this hotel for many years now, and in all that time, … (9 comments)
humor: She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
- 04/30/13 04:53 AM
Did you hear the one about the... At Family Abstract, we love a good laugh, today's Title Topic was Blondes. Now Blondes can be synonymous with just about anything you wish it to be, so please, while reading the following feel free to substitute your "Blonde" of choice and more importantly, Make it a GREAT DAY!! She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: * she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. * she thought a quarterback was a refund. * she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. * she thought Boyz II … (5 comments)
humor: The top 20 things I learned from Kids at Family Abstract (G Rated)
- 04/23/13 12:39 AM
As a partner in Family Abstract, my role has always been street smarts and my partners book smarts. We make the perfect combination, but the wisdom that I have culled from our kids in the last 22 years is beyond reproach and not available anywherre else For a funny blog post, I offer my top 20 list, Enjoy and PLEASE have a great week. For those with no children - this is totally hysterical... For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children this age, this is not funny. For those who have children nearing this … (7 comments)
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I found an amazing Info-Graphic today while surfing at Family Abstract, Inc. I had to share it. They are words to live by!!
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