ARCHIVED BLOG POSTS
2019
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“Not sure Why I thought this was Funny” A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things." "Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight stand ...
02/27/2019
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“Information and Advice can be Dangerous” Hi Joe I Have a friend who is selling her home and at the same time buying... If she consolidates some bills through her credit union will that be a bad thing when searching for a mortgage? She will be paying Dr bills, City tax and one credit card Wh...
02/25/2019
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“Construction Loans for Multifamily Homes” Joe,Hi! I found your information from blogs online while researching "duplex construction loans" which has been a complete hassle for someone such as myself who intends to reside in one of the units. I must have talked to over 30 financial institution...
02/22/2019
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“One Way to Pay Off a Second Mortgage” This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'twice weekly'. Your wife, on the other hand, answered 'severa...
02/20/2019
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“Don’t guess when it comes to Credit” Hi Joe, you helped us a while ago to get a home and we would love to use your services again. My husband has a possible job transfer to Florida. His credit is not good but I am hoping we can use mine? I need to see if I can qualify for a loan, of course we...
02/18/2019
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“I Never get Tired of Thank You” We can’t thank you enough, we closed on the mortgage today. There were many times I thought this day would never come. Many would have thrown up their hands and said enough, especially after nearly 5 months, but not you and your staff. You constantly had words of...
02/15/2019
“Pretty Smart, Is this a case of Size Matters?” A small real estate broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate franchise much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST AGENTS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its a...
02/13/2019
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“Looking into my Crystal Ball” Hi Joe,We have been house shopping for the last 3 months and getting discouraged, do we just sign a lease extension for 6 months? We are supposed to be out by the end of April.One more question, we keep reading about a recessing that will happen in 2020, how wil...
02/11/2019
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“A Home Inspection is a MUST!” I promise not to question your recommendations again. Can’t believe I was actually so naïve that we thought a home inspection was not necessary, especially since I am a building contractor. This was one of those times my wife talks about from time to time, that I ...
02/08/2019
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“Doesn’t Sound Like Bailing Out to Me” The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff...
02/06/2019
