There were a lot of laughable errors on this week’s MLS and in local real estate ads, friends. These were the best of the worst:
Food for Though.
“Walk to church’s” (For those who think salivation is their salvation.)
“This will swell fast” (That’s what I say about my a_ _ every time I eat chips.)
“Good valuu” (Best pick-up line ever used by Samir, the tandoori chicken.)
“Best dal in town” (Samir's rooster friend, commenting on all the tandoori chicken babes at Mumbai's Pick-a-Chick.)
Drink For Pleasure
“Plantation shurrere” (Need help extracting that Tequila worm from your windpipe?)
“Laker view” (The last image the Celtics see when peering through Kobe’s smoke.)
“Has guess house” (Methinks the agent is questionable, too.)
“New top soiled” (My guess is you also soiled your trousers...)
R & R
“Very rested and quiet area” (Um...the space between your ears?)
“White Tex around pool and deck” (First day of summer at the Houston Social Club.)
“This is the beast!” (Shouted drooling Larry thinking he had identified Sasquatch in a lineup.)
“Choose wither one” (Explanation of why Playmates hook up with Hugh Hefner.)
“Sirius buyers only” (Reason # 1 not to let Howard Stern type your listing remarks.)
Jaw Droppers of the Week
“Relax by the poop” (For those whose lives have turned to sh_t.)
“Many models to prick” (Grinned Keith to Mick backstage during the Steel Wheels tour.)
That’s it for this week, friends. Remember: Spell Well to Sell. Or is it “swell”?
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