Lake Arrowhead Elite Properties

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion squ...

Market Outlook   Friday, August 29, 2008                Price Trend:  Negative Price Volatility:  High Recommendation:  Consider Locking _________________________________________________________________   Current Conditions:                Today's Economic Data (all times PST)   FNMA 6.0         ...

An e-mail from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:"We, in Ireland , can't figure out why you people are even botheringto hold an election in the United States .    On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married toanot...

Obama Explains His National Anthem Stance            Is this guy crazy or what! ????            Hot on the heels of his explanation for why he no longer wears a flag pin, presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama was forced to explain why he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is p...

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.*************A penny saved is obviously the result of a government oversight.*************The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also t...

Market Outlook   Thursday, August 28, 2008                      Price Trend:  Negative Price Volatility:  High Recommendation:  Floating with an Eye on the Market _________________________________________________________________   Current Conditions:                Today's Economic Data (all time...

These are from a book called Disorder in the American courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNES...

Market Outlook   Wednesday, August 27, 2008                    Price Trend:  Neutral Price Volatility:  High Recommendation:  Cautiously Floating _________________________________________________________________   Current Conditions:                Today’s Economic Data (all times PST)   FNMA 6....

Market Outlook   Monday, August 25, 2008                          Price Trend:  Positive Price Volatility:  High Recommendation:  Floating with an Eye on the Market _________________________________________________________________   Current Conditions:                Today's Economic Data (all ti...

Market Outlook   Thursday, August 21, 2008                        Price Trend:  Negative Price Volatility:  High Recommendation:  Very Cautiously Floating _________________________________________________________________   Current Conditions:                Today's Economic Data (all times PST)  ...