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I have a dog.  Well, I have partial custody of a dog.  The ex-wife has main custody, and I get to visit with little Gus when she's off galavanting around the globe with the new boyfriend.I love it when I get little Gus.  He and I get to spend some quality time together.  Quality time involves poo...
03/30/2017
There has been a fair amount of myth-busting going on here on Active Rain, some of it done by me. There are a handful of myths about real estate, too... so I thought I'd take a shot at those. MYTH #1  There are no special skills required to sell real estate.  This one makes me laugh all the time...
03/24/2017
There has been a fair amount of myth-busting going on here on Active Rain, lately, and never to be one to be left out I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.MYTH #1  Blogging is hard to do.  Nonsense.  If you can speak, you can write.  All you have to do is write as though you're having a conversati...
03/23/2017
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"They shall sit under their own vines and fig trees, and no one shall make them afraid"Not a phrase I'd heard before, but apparently it's from the new Testament, and was often quoted by George Washington.  Often in defense of gentlemen farmers and their farms, such as Mt. Vernon, in defense of th...
03/06/2017
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.And toward the end, God created the Realtor/Seller relationship.  Well, I'm not sure that God really had a hand in it, it's also possible that some of those relationships were formed by Mephistopheles.At first, there is light... feeling groovy...
03/03/2017
I realized the other day that I'm old.  Not just old, ancient. I know that you, and my children, already knew that... but it took me a while to get there... remember, I'm old.I saw a commercial for a new television show, that had a good cast, and sounded interesting.  So I did a quick Comcast sea...
01/26/2017
01/18/2017
There is no sound that will rip you from a deep sleep faster than the sound of your pet (in my case, my dog) making that wretching sound as he prepares to throw-up in the wee hours of the morning.I leap from the comfort and warmth of my bed (the word leap is a bit misleading, but I do get up fast...
01/04/2017
The beginning of a new year leads people to wonder how the year is going to end up.  We tend to do a lot of guessing, wondering and worrying.Fortunately, I don't have to wonder, as I am blessed with a pair of Crystal balls.  All I have to do is rub my balls, and they send messages of the future (...
01/01/2017
Here we are at the end of a year.  Again.We find ourselves getting ready to roll the odometer over, yet again.  It's a good time to take a good long look at yourselves and where you are.How did your year go?  Was it as you expected, less than you hoped, or more than you could have wished for?For ...
12/30/2016
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