funny: Rockstar OR A Paleontologist
- 04/07/13 10:31 AM
This video will make you CRY with laughter ( it did me anyway). It's seven minutes of genius from Kid's Say the Darndest Things with Bill Cosby and an incredible 4 year old. I hope you enjoy it! Which do you think he grew up to be, a Rockstar or a Paleontologist? … (5 comments)
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funny: Secret Submarine Base for sale
- 08/16/12 01:31 PM
I have had some extra time to read while I was on vacation and found this article online about a submarine base that is for sale. The Norwegian Navy is selling their secret, mountainside submarine base. NATO spent $494 million back in 1967 to build it but it is for sale now for the bargain price of only $17.3 million... If you happen to have a submarine, it is a great buy!! LOL
For moe info, Check it out here.
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funny: Speechless Sunday - The Weasel - mmm that was yummy
- 08/14/11 11:20 AM
Speechless Sunday - The Weasel - mmm that was yummy
This is Weasel... I named her that as a baby because she would stand up on her back legs and hold her head up with her ears back.. It was a funny site and reminded me of a weasel... so... not sure in this photo what was happening, but she looks like she just enjoyed a meal! Or maybe she just spotted a new meal.. :)
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funny: We Have A Situation...Revisited
- 08/12/11 02:29 PM
I decided to revisit a previous blog from last year tonight. I have a lot of new followers and friends now that may not have heard this story and I really thought is was one of the funnier stories from our life with our bird. I hope you all enjoy it:
A few years back when our girls were in high school, we were all four away for the weekend. Naturally, we had locked all the doors and set the alarm before we left. Our oldest daughter’s boyfriend must not have gotten the memo because when he came … (13 comments)
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funny: Wordless Wednesday - crazy, funny, and just plain stupid signs
- 04/27/11 02:10 PM
Wordless Wednesday - crazy, funny, and just plain stupid signs
Now that is true!! LOL
HUH?? Is there a difference I don't know about?
Now that is funny!! Or stupid, just depends on how you look at it.. :)
And when else would there be water on the road? good grief!
Now wouldn't you feel foolish getting pulled over by this cop?
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funny: Brain Teaser Tuesday - Another Brain Workout!
- 03/22/11 01:19 PM
Brain Teaser Tuesday - Another Brain Workout!
Let's start with an really interesting piece of trivia... you know how everyone says " it has been a long day"? well, they are getting longer!! yep, every day is longer than the day before by about 55 billionths of a second.
OK, here are the quesions, I will post the answers tomorrow in a blog along with the names of those that get the most right. Have fun!
1. Where did Wade Morrison, the inventor of Dr Pepper, come up with the name "Dr Pepper"?
2. What city is known as the Cow … (8 comments)
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funny: Speechless Sunday - More Funny photos
- 03/06/11 10:07 AM
?? Really ?? Okay, I think. Wait...CHECK PLEASE!!!
Ahh, now this is a much needed sign, for sure...I would have never figured that out on my own!
I have heard of this type of population control before. In fact, it is well documented on at least one episode of The Simpson's. It's really not a bad tool, frankly. I think it should also be used for certain other segments of the population as well: "Open to A**holes," "Open to Dumba**es," "Open to Mean People," "Open to People who Hurt Other People," "Open To People Who Abandon Children," and so many … (12 comments)
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funny: Speechless Sunday - Crazy photos
- 02/27/11 01:25 PM
Here are some more crazy and funny signs to bring you a chuckle on a Sunday evening.. Hope you enjoy them... :)
Not much to be said about this one... HA
Thanks for that ... I was just about to run out in front of a car!
This is just funny.... (clever), so had to include it...
exactly how else would you get a Tattoo ??
LOL... How does a whole church not catch how this one reads? WOW....
And Last, This one is perfect for a real estate blog!!!
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funny: Answers to Brain Teaser Tuesday Questions
- 02/23/11 02:05 PM
The winner is........ Ted Tyrrell - He got them all right but number 9 ( he even got it partially right).. :) Great job Ted!!
OK... Here are the answers.. I will try to do a new Brain Teaser every Tuesday... Thank you all for playing along..
1. 999 (first time is in One thousand )
2. 18
3. James - there were 6 (Madison, Monroe, Polk, Buchanan, Garfield, Carter)
4. Underground
5. One - Ronald Reagan
6. James
7. Dopey
8. The Pacific Ocean
9. Lake Ontario
10. Wallpaper cleaner
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funny: Brain Teaser Tuesday - Hope you will play along
- 02/22/11 02:15 PM
Well, you asked for it, so here it is.. More brain teasers..As before, I will post the answers tomorrow along with the winners...
1. If you spell out numbers, how far can you get before you have to use the letter "a" ?
2. What is the only number that is twice the sum of its digits?
3. James is the most popular name for a US President? How many were there and name them
4. What is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with " UND" ?
5. How many US Presidents were ever divorced? … (8 comments)
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funny: Speechless Sunday - Funny Photos
- 02/20/11 04:12 AM
Really?? How did this get by the sign maker? Good Grief!
I will keep that in mind.. What???? Does this one even make any sense? No swimming maybe, but generally drowning is not intentional!
HAHAHAHA... ok... this one is ironic!!
Now those are some smart cows!!!
Thanks for the waste of tax dollars to put that one up!! I would have never figured that out without a sign.
?? - I don't know how to even respond to this one.
Hope you enjoyed the funny sign photos.. Look around, … (13 comments)
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funny: And The Winner Is...
- 02/19/11 04:39 AM
In case you missed the last post, here is a link to the questions: Games people play!
OK...First... here are the correct answers.....
Eggs over Easy Son of a gun Hole in one Feeling under the weather Keep in shape Just between friends It's a small world after all Capital offense Unfinished symphony Making ends meet
And here are the winners.... thanks for playing everyone.. Let's do it again soon!!
Monica Foster - Got all but #9
Don Hintz- Got all but one word right!! ( forgot "feeling" in #4 )
Don Wixom - Got them all (but took 2 … (6 comments)
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funny: Games people play!
- 02/18/11 01:29 PM
Couldn't resist this ...Guess I am just in a silly mood tonight.. It has really been a long week and I am too tired to be serious! Hope you all have fun with this!
Try to decipher the meaning of the following, keeping in mind the placement of the words...
1. EGGS EASY
2. Gun, Jr.
3. OHOLENE
4. WEATHER FEELING
5. SHkeepAPE
6. FRIENDJUSTFRIEND
7. ALLworld
8. OFFENSE
9. Symphon
10. ENDSSDNE
Whoever gets the most right, will win!! ( OK, no prize involved, but you get the satisfaction of winning all the same!!) I will … (12 comments)
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funny: I'm Missing the Humor Retention Gene!
- 01/19/11 01:46 PM
Some of the funniest jokes I have ever heard, I heard while Charlie was in the Marine Corps. And, as you might imagine, there were some “”off color” jokes every now and then, but they were always told in jest and from good hearts who meant no harm.
The thing is though…I cannot remember a single, solitary one. Not even one. I have always been like that…I just don’t remember jokes – no matter how good they are! I say I’m going to write it down when I hear a good one, but by the time I get to … (10 comments)
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funny: So...Read Any Good Signs Lately?
- 11/15/10 02:53 PM
You know how from time to time you will see a segment on some bloopers T.V. show or maybe an e-mail will come across showing a collection of signs or announcements on signs where the intended message didn’t quite come across? You’ve seen those, right? Of course you have. Well, I have been noticing quite a few in my neck of the woods lately, and I am going to make it a point to photograph them from now on so that I can share them with you. They are always good for a chuckle.
This is not one of … (8 comments)
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funny: UPS GUY: WHAT CAN RAINBOW DO FOR YOU?
- 11/01/10 04:06 PM
I just ALMOST witnessed the funniest thing ever! In fact, I did catch the tail end of the transaction, and it was hilarious, so I’m not sure I could have handled what must have transpired only seconds earlier. Here’s the scoop…
We have a parrot. His name is Rainbow, and he is a Harlequin Macaw. We got him in 1999 when he was six months old, which makes him eleven now. It is not uncommon for a macaw to live 70 – 80 years in captivity, so they age sort of like a human.
Well, each evening (weather permitting), Rainbow gets … (12 comments)
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funny: IT'S NOT FUNNY! BEES ATTACKED ME! THEY DID! (I HATE YOU!)
- 09/22/10 03:16 PM
So I do my part to help out with the yard work because we have a large yard and because I actually enjoy doing it. Now I'm not afraid of hard work, so one hot Saturday not long ago, I was weed eating the creek that runs right through our front yard...no big deal--I've done it a hundred times before. Well, I believe in being prepared for the unthinkable, so I am wearing jeans, heavy hiking socks with hiking boots, long sleeve shirt, a helmet with ear things that muffle sound and a screen to cover my face (attached to helmet) and … (9 comments)
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funny: HOW MANY MEXICAN RESTAURANTS CAN THERE POSSIBLY BE???
- 09/18/10 09:57 AM
It never ceases to amaze me how a Mexican restaurant can afford to stay in business around here. First of all, we're talking about a city with a population of about 40,000. And at last count, there were like--30,000 Mexican restaurants! I mean, good lord! And you cannot drive around the entire area twice without seeing a new one either going up or going in where something else used to be. It is AMAZING. I swear they BREED during the night. And they have really clever Hispanic names that leave us stupid Caucasians perplexed...names like "El Cactus." ... ... ... El Cactus? Seriously? What the Hell??? Doesn't that … (6 comments)
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funny: EWW!!! DON'T USE THOSE!!! THOSE ARE OLD AND DIRTY!!!
- 09/09/10 03:44 PM
So I'm at the market today to pick up a few groceries, and I observe something in the parking lot that I have seen happen hundreds of times before. It is a conditioned behavior that must be so deep rooted in our psyche we don't even know that we do it...either that or we simply lie to ourselves (liar, liar) in order to have the fantasy that awaits us on the INSIDE of the store! Here's what I mean...
You know those 'corrals' they place in parking lots of markets and Targets and most all stores that have shopping carts? They are 1) … (6 comments)
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funny: I DO NOT STEAL COOKIES!!! (stop looking at me)
- 09/08/10 03:31 PM
You ever go into a grocery or market and, in the course of your shopping, come across something you felt you simply MUST taste? Except it was pre-packaged and you would have had to open it to taste the product inside? Like cookies, for instance? And have you ever gone ahead and opened the cookies and tried one??? And then found out that you LOVED the cookies so you decided to buy a bag??? Except that you didn't buy THAT bag for two reasons: 1) it had already been opened and 2) the skinny little...uh...cashier...would have judged you if you had presented … (9 comments)
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