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Hide the Easter Eggs and Laugh

By Pamela Cendejas

Services for Real Estate Pros with Second Self Virtual Assistance

April 09, 2009 10:45 AM

Spring is here and it is time to boil, dye and hide the Easter eggs. I thought you might enjoy some humor this week, so here are some family-friendly jokes to share while you celebrate the Easter holiday. I hope you laugh...I did.

Mmmm...chocolate Easter bunnies. Yum! What kind of music does the Easter bunny like?
Hip-Hop, of course!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one - after that it's not empty any more!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What kind of jewelery do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.

Multi-colored peeps come out for Easter. What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a scout?
A rabbit who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares.

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs (x) marks the spot

Have a wonderful Easter everyone!

By the way, if you missed the Free Webinar on Relationship Marketing this week, there will be an encore presentation Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 9:00 AM (PDT).

Pamela Cendejas, Second Self Virtual Assistance - When There Isn't Enough of You to Go Around!

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Sheila H. Bragg, ABR

ERA Southeast Coastal Real Estate - Guyton, GA

Ooooo! I can't wait to tell these to my 19 year old son just to "hear" his eyes roll and then goes, "MOM! LAME!!" lolol

Personally, I like them. They're cute!

Apr 09, 2009 10:50 AM

Richard Dolbeare

Inactive - Wailuku, HI

Living the Hawaii Lifestyle

And how do we know which Sunday to expect the Easter bunny? It's the first Sunday after the first full moon after the Vernal Equinox. A little trivia to go with your cut jokes.

Apr 09, 2009 10:51 AM

I always wondered how they "decided" which Sunday was Easter. Good trivia, Richard!

Apr 09, 2009 10:52 AM

Anonymous

Pamela Cendejas - Second Self Virtual Assistance

Sheila - I'm playing it safe and only telling the grandchildren. They have a much better sense of humor than a teenager! ;)

Apr 09, 2009 10:54 AM

Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375

Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions" - Grand Rapids, MI

Real Estate Services You can Trust!

Hi Pamela, Cute joke..enjoyed the post, thanks for the humor today. Have a wonderful Easter.

Apr 09, 2009 10:55 AM

Pamela Cendejas

THank you for the information about how to know which Sunday is Easter. I always knew that Thanksgiving was the 4th Thursday in November but the figuring out Easter has always stumped me! Happy Easter.

Apr 09, 2009 10:56 AM

Happy Easter to you, too, Gary.

Apr 09, 2009 10:58 AM

Kathleen Ann Pacheco-Corbett

(FIRST Exclusive Buyer's Office Providence-RI) - Providence, RI

Realtor, RI-MA, CEBA, Master, e-Pro, ABR, ABRM, GR

My grandsons will love these. Really cute:) Happy Easter

Apr 09, 2009 11:06 AM

Kathleen - Thank you for the post. Love your Happy Easter graphic!

Apr 09, 2009 11:11 AM

Joan Whitebook

BHG The Masiello Group - Nashua, NH

Consumer Focused Real Estate Services

Okay -- someone has been eating way too many of those sugary easter bunnies! Have a great one.

Apr 09, 2009 11:34 AM

Janice Roosevelt

Keller Williams Brandywine Valley - West Chester, PA

OICP ABR, ePRO,Ecobroker

Too cute not to repost. Thanks for the smiles.

Apr 09, 2009 11:35 AM

June Piper-Brandon

Coldwell Banker Realty - Columbia, MD

Creating Generational Wealth Through Homeownership

Pamela, that was too cute. I love the easter bunny jokes, I'll definitely share them with my son.

Apr 09, 2009 01:08 PM

Joan, Janice and June - We have to get our giggle where we can, right? Happy Easter to all of you!

Apr 09, 2009 01:47 PM

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Myrl Jeffcoat

Sacramento, CA

Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

Very cute! I have a herd of grandkids I plan to share those with:-)

Apr 09, 2009 02:17 PM

Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team

Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team - Harrisburg, NC

Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate

Very cute, the nieces and nephews will enjoy. Happy Easter!

Apr 11, 2009 02:14 AM

Tony Orefice

NorthGroup Real Estate/www.TonyORealtor.com - Concord, NC

Realtor- Cabarrus County, NC

Hi Pam,

very cute bunny jokes! Thanks for sharing them. :)

Apr 14, 2009 05:17 AM

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