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Real Estate Agent with Fulmer Realty- Floresville, LaVernia, San Antonio

I love this one!

My new buyer informed me that he had lived in his last home for the past 10 years, and would still be there if the Govenor hadn't pardoned him.

Cindy Cranston

Specializing in San Antonio, La Vernia, Floresville and surrounding areas.

RE/MAX Vista - Agent

Email CindyCranston@remax.net Cell 210-373-8634

Website www.GoSeeCindy.com

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Total Edge Team

Cindy Cranston

Representing Home Buyers, and Sellers.

Specializing in San Antonio, La Vernia, Floresville real estate.

Keller Williams Heritage -  Agent

 Cindy's Cell 210-373-8634

Email TotalEdgeTeam@gmail.com

Website www.TotaledgeTeam.com

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Cindy Cranston and Faye Taylor are the Total Edge Team Realtors® with Keller Williams Realty Heritage living and doing business in the South Texas, San Antonio, Floresville and La Vernia, Texas market. They represents both homeowners and home buyers in these market areas.They specialize in military family and distressed properties. They enjoy the great rewards gained by helping our military heroes and their families buy or sell their home, and assisting distressed homeowners to sell their home and avoid foreclosure.

Cindy has been involved with the  United States military her entire life; First as a proud military brat while her father served, then as a Medical Technician in the Air Force, and for the past 14 years as a military wife to her career military husband.

Cindy~ 'Having been around the military my whole life gives me a unique perspective on the challenges that face a military family. I am uniquely qualified to understand this situation from all angles, and enjoy helping relieve some of the burdens caused by your military PCS.'

Faye has earned a Certified Distressed Property Expert (CDPE) designation from the National Association of Realtors®. The CDPE designation makes her uniquely qualified to assist homeowners who risk losing their homes. She works diligently with loan mitigation, asset managers and the homeowner to find an alternative to foreclosure.

Faye~ 'Working with homeowners and families to help them avoid a bank foreclosure is truly rewarding. The prospect of foreclosure can be financially and emotionally devastating, it's important to understand your options. CDPE has equipped me to help homeowners navigate this process and guide them to their best course of action.'

Liz Miller
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Lake Havasu City, AZ
Just Call Liz

Hey Cindy, sure hope he's a cash buyer, ha ha!

Jul 22, 2009 11:09 AM
Mike & Kathleen Kelly
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate Foothills - Hickory, NC
Hickory NC REALTORS

That's a new one - good luck with that.

Jul 22, 2009 11:15 AM
Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED
RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

Very funny -- never had a buyer in that situation. 

Jul 22, 2009 11:17 AM
Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375
Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions" - Grand Rapids, MI
Real Estate Services You can Trust!

Hi Cindy, That's a first, I've not heard that one before.  Too funny..

Jul 22, 2009 11:19 AM
Andrea Swiedler
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices New England Properties - New Milford, CT
Realtor, Southern Litchfield County CT

Cindy, oh oh, now that is a first for me too. Wow, have not heard that one. Good luck with that.

Jul 22, 2009 11:35 AM
Oliver Indra
Prudential California Realty - Oceanside, CA

LOL Never heard that one. Thanks for sharing!

Jul 22, 2009 11:51 AM
Bob Foster
Century 21 Lanthorn R. E. Ltd. Belleville, Ontario - Belleville, ON

Hehehhee.. hadn't heard that one!

Thanks, Cindy.

Jul 22, 2009 12:16 PM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

That is funny! I wonder if he had enough money for a down payment for his new home? Thanks Cindy!

Jul 22, 2009 12:20 PM