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Question: Why Did the Tourist Cross the Road in Viet Nam?

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Real Estate Agent with Elizabeth Anne Weintraub, Broker DRE #00697006

traffic in ha noiWant to know the main difference between Viet Nam and California? In California, pedestrians (supposedly) have the right-of-way at intersections. Doesn't matter where you are in the country, really, traffic is everywhere, at high speeds and in great numbers. Mostly, Vietnamese ride motor bikes. I heard there are 4 million motor bikes in Ha Noi alone.

But the pecking order is different in Viet Nam. Here is how it breaks down:

1. Buses

2. Vans and SUVs

3. Cars

4. Motor Bikes

5. Bicyclists

6. Pedestrians

You can see that pedestrians fall to the bottom of the totem pole. This means if one wants to cross the street, it's done at one's own risk. You can't dash across and hope to avoid being crushed by a motor bike because fast movement is unpredictable. You must walk very slowly across the street and cross your heart that somebody doesn't hit you. In other words, you must put your faith in the drivers and not the other way around.

You may as well close your eyes for all the good it does you to stare down drivers in the eyeballs. It sort of reminds me of why did the chicken cross the road. Question: Why would a tourist cross the road in Viet Nam? Answer: Because the tourist is stoned. That's the only reasonable explanation. Hey, Sacramento's busy intersection at Howe and Fair Oaks has nothing on Viet Nam traffic.

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Elizabeth Weintraub is co-partner of Weintraub & Wallace Team of Top Producing Realtors, an author, home buying expert at The Balance, a Land Park resident, and a veteran real estate agent who specializes in older, classic homes in Land Park, Curtis Park, Midtown, Carmichael and East Sacramento, as well as tract homes in Elk Grove, Natomas, Roseville and Lincoln. Call Elizabeth Weintraub at 916.233.6759. Put our combined 80 years of real estate experience to work for you. Broker-Associate at RE/MAX Gold. DRE License # 00697006.

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Comments(16)

Colleen Fischesser Northwest Property Shop
NextHome Experience - Chelan, WA
A Tradition of Trust in the Pacific NW since 1990!

I've been a pedestrian in California and found that pretty scary (the drivers down there are NUTS!). So if Vietnam is worse than that....wow!

Dec 15, 2009 02:43 AM
Christine Hynes
American Capital Corporation - Laguna Beach, CA
Orange County Senior Loan Consultant

Elizabeth - I assume you have been to vietnam? But made it back without a scratch.

Dec 15, 2009 02:55 AM
Cindy Jones
Integrity Real Estate Group - Woodbridge, VA
Pentagon, Fort Belvoir & Quantico Real Estate News

Elizabeth-it reminds me of the lessons I learned while trying to navigate the subways in Tokoyo.  After awhile I got how to get on and off without being trampled. It made returning to the DC Metro a breeze.

Dec 15, 2009 03:21 AM
Lottie Kendall
Compass - San Francisco, CA
Helping make your real estate dreams a reality

Wow--the things we take for granted. Thanks for sharing your trip with us; looking forward to more of your great posts.

Dec 15, 2009 03:31 AM
Miriam Bernstei
Rochester, NY

That could be pretty dangerous if you are a tourist and aren't aware of the rules, or think that the way we do it is the way everyone does it....yikes!

Dec 15, 2009 03:49 AM
Chris Ann Cleland
Long and Foster Real Estate - Gainesville, VA
Associate Broker, Bristow, VA

Elizabeth:  Must be good to get home where a pedestrian isn't taking their life in their hands crossing the street.  There really is no place like home. 

Dec 15, 2009 08:27 AM
Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Broker
Elizabeth Anne Weintraub, Broker - Sacramento, CA
Put 40 years of experience to work for you

You guys are telling me. When I arrived at the airport in San Francisco, nothing pleased me as much as stepping off the curb outside baggage and watching traffic come to a complete halt as I strolled across the street.

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Dec 15, 2009 11:31 AM
Tammy Lankford,
Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668 - Eatonton, GA
Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville

I don't think I'd like being at the bottom of the pecking order so much.  And looking at the list I think I might use a bus to get where I was going.

Dec 15, 2009 11:39 AM
Mesa, Arizona Real Estate Mesa Arizona Realtor
Homes Arizona Real Estate LLC - Mesa, AZ
AzLadyInRed

Elizabeth, this looks like a busy area. So, I'm assuming you were in Viet Nam? What and why? Just cause? ;-)

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Dec 15, 2009 12:24 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

The midewst does have some advantages like knowing  red from green, green from yellow and when whcih chickens should cross where...

Dec 15, 2009 12:31 PM
Mary Douglas
United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

Elizabeth, It sounds frightening to cross the road.  Something happened between grade school, where we learned to wait for the cars and now ---when someone steps out in front of me, I know they are from California :-)  Glad to see you back safe and sound!

Dec 15, 2009 12:59 PM
Kate Elim
Dockside Realty - Spotsylvania, VA
Realtor 540-226-1964, Selling Homes & Land a

Hi Elizabeth...In Cairo even the camels are ahead of the pedestrians.

Kate

Dec 15, 2009 01:21 PM
Steve Shatsky
Dallas, TX

Hi Elizabeth... it's this type of cultural difference that still makes international travel an exciting adventure!  Welcome home! 

Dec 15, 2009 01:45 PM
Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
Buy Daytona condos for heavenly good prices

Elizabeth,

I am coming from a country where the principle is very simple. What for their mass. If a car is heavier, it goes first. It come naturally, and I still would not get on the road without making sure that nothing nearby is dangerously close.

And this is the only place where people wander on the road and can't care less about the traffic, or would not move faster seeing a car.

In Russia they will not hit you with a car, but you will get a good jab crashing your jaw for doing it.

Dec 15, 2009 02:00 PM
Sherry Siegel, Managing Broker, EcoBroker, ABR
BrokersGroup, serving Sequim and Port Angeles - Sequim, WA

I read your post, then turned to my husband who has taken MANY trips to Viet Nam over the years. "You'll want to hear this one, " I said. Then I read the title...he just threw back his head and laughed. When he finished that, I read the rest of it to him. He says he always advised people who were going to Viet Nam to move S-L-O-W-L-Y when crossing the street--to give all the drivers (regardless of what they were driving) time to adjust their speed so they would miss the pedestrian by a couple of inches. Sounds like you two were in the same location.

Dec 15, 2009 03:40 PM
Jim Hale
ACTIONAGENTS.NET - Eugene, OR
Eugene Oregon's Best Home Search Website

Sounds like the traffic pecking order is mostly unchanged in Vietnam these last 40 years.  But it appears to be somewhat more motorized than during the war years.

Dec 15, 2009 05:35 PM