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A Blonde's Mailbox - Funny Friday

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Real Estate Agent with Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. PA License #AB068077

 

Here's another blonde joke (coming from a blonde).  Hope you enjoy it.

 

A Blonde's Mailbox

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

 

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

 

A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again.  Angrily, back into the house she went.

 

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again.  She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

 

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her "Is something wrong?"

 

To which she replied, "There certainly is!  My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"

 

 

HAPPY FRIDAY!!

 

Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR, e-PRO, GRI

Pennsylvania License #RS297130

Residential, Rural and Horse Properties and Farms

Keller Williams Real Estate, Bethlehem, PA

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Brigita McKelvie is a REALTOR®  (Pennsylvania License #RS297130) with Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, specializing in rural and horse properties and farms in Eastern Pennsylvania.  She has an e-Pro® (Certified Internet Expert) certification and a GRI (Graduate, REALTOR® Institute) designation.  

Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR

Pennsylvania License #RS297130

Rural and Horse Properties and Farms

 

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Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Anthony:

Even though we are snowed in, we have to keep our positive attitudes.  :-)

Brigita

Feb 26, 2010 12:23 AM
Pat O'Reilly
RE/MAX..214-289-6176 Irving and all of Dallas Fort Worth - Irving, TX

Brigita...thanks for the laugh this Friday Morning...have a good one!!

Feb 26, 2010 12:30 AM
Jody Lautenbach
Century 21 Premier Associates - Pella, IA

I think that was a movie title ! Good joke!

Feb 26, 2010 12:50 AM
Baker Home Inspection and Commercial Properties Inspections
Baker Residential and Commercial Properties Inspections - Springfield, VT
Home and Commercial Properties Inspections Vermont

Howdy and mornen to ya Brigita

Thats sure a hoot of a funny to read, this here Friday mornen. Thank ya kindly!!!

Baker Home and Commerciial Properties Inspections

Feb 26, 2010 12:50 AM
Jeff Craig
Hang Me Up Photos - Jamestown, NC
Greensboro Area Real Estate Photography

Brigita, that was very funny!  I'll have to tell it to all of the blondes at work today.

Feb 26, 2010 12:53 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

You too, Pat!

Brigita

Feb 26, 2010 02:30 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Thanks, Jody!

Have a great sweekend!

Brigita

Feb 26, 2010 02:30 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Dale,

Glad you liked it!

Brigita

Feb 26, 2010 02:31 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Jeff:

They'll get a good laugh out of it.

Brigita

Feb 26, 2010 02:32 AM
Jen Anderson
Exit By the Bay Realty - Chesapeake Beach, MD

Brigita,

Very funny, have a great weekend!

Jen

Feb 26, 2010 03:36 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Jen:

The same to you!

Brigita

Feb 26, 2010 07:47 AM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Brigita - Thats a good one.  I'll have to go tell my "blonde" wife.  She'll get a kick out of this one.

Feb 26, 2010 01:56 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Andy:

I'm sure she will love it!

Feb 27, 2010 12:25 AM
Steve Merson 512 412 1621
Keller Williams Realty - Austin, TX
CNE, e-PRO

Hi Brigita,

I think I saw that one coming but it still gave me a good laugh. LOL

Steve

Feb 27, 2010 05:53 AM
Irene Tron
Valparaiso, IN

Very funny! 

Feb 27, 2010 10:59 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Steve:

Glad you liked it.

Brigita

Feb 28, 2010 10:38 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Irene:

:-)

Brigita

Feb 28, 2010 10:38 PM
Home Loan Search.Online
Home Loan Search Online - Newnan, GA

That's funny! Thanks for the laughs this morning, but I've got to go check the mail.

Mar 05, 2010 12:08 AM
Home Loan Search.Online
Home Loan Search Online - Newnan, GA

That's funny! Thanks for the laughs this morning, but I've got to go check the mail.

Mar 05, 2010 12:13 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Darrell:

:-)

Brigita

Mar 05, 2010 05:46 AM