I ran across these questions in one of my files from a few years ago and have no idea where they came from but they were so cute I wanted to share them with you in hopes they will brighten your day.
Once you are in heaven, are you stuck wearing the same clothes you were buried in for all eternity?
How is that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people say they "Slept like a baby" , when babies wake up every two hours?
Why does an actor say he was IN a movie but then says that he was On TV?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, they get mad at you but when you take him in the car the first thing he wants to do is stick his head out the window?
Why is Bra singular and panties plural?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive legally in the car pool lane?
Why do Doctors leave the room when you disrobe since they are going to see you naked anyway?
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is Baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Smile and enjoy your day!
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