The summer solstice has just passed. While this is a time to get excited about the new season's beet crop (and our brand new cabbage crop!) it is also a time when people play fast and loose with the thermostat.
To eradicate the biannual battle over the thermostat, I have installed a titanium lock-box around the thermostats in both the office and the annex. Only I have the key and I will set the temperature at twenty-eight point five degrees Celsius (eighty-three point three degreesFahrenheit.) Several studies based on the average human (thirty-five year old male,
six feet tall with a neck beard) have shown this to be the optimal temperature for cost savings in both electricity and human work output.
Lowering the temperature is akin to feeding dollar bills into the air conditioners. Raising the temperature makes workers too disoriented to be productive.
Should you not be average and want to feel "comfortable," I will hold a series of Neijia classes 
during lunch every Wednesday in July on how to find your optimum body temperature using mind control. Meet in the parking lot. The cost is $25.00 per class. Should your productivity wane, these classes will become mandatory.
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