I have many times heard someone jump in and answer a question before the entire phrase is given. here is a great reason to listen first....
A drunk man stumbled onto the subway. he sat down next to a Priest, opened his paper and started to read.
After a few minutes the man says..."Father, do you know what causes Arthritis?"
"Yes I do...It is caused by Loose living, being with cheap loose wicked women, to much alcohol and contempt for your fellowman, sleeping with prostitutes and a lack of a bath."
The Drunk then muttered...Well I'll be damned." and went back to his paper.
After a few minutes, the Priest began to feel like he had been to tough on the man. "Sir, I didn't mean to come on so strong, how long have you had Arthritis?"
"Father, I don't have Arthrites....I was just reading that the Pope does!"
Make sure you understand the question!
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