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Friday Funnies:Suicide Hotline

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Real Estate Agent with HomeStarr Realty RS143922A

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."

friday funnies:suicide hotline



Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised
Land."

friday funnies:suicide hotline

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night
thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .... .I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English
. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a
truck!

 

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Arleen Montford
KELLER WILLIAMS REALTY GULF COAST - Pace, FL
Selling NW Florida Homes in Pace/Milton/Pensacola FL

Hi Hannah, I just wanted to drop in and wish you a happy Mother's Day.

May 06, 2011 02:53 PM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Arleen ..Happy Mothers day to you too!

Thank you very much

I hope this joke did not hurt anyones feelings or offend anyone

May 06, 2011 02:57 PM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Hannah

Enjoyed the post, not so far from being what we are seeing today.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

May 06, 2011 04:10 PM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Hannah, this is supposed to make me feel good?

May 07, 2011 04:38 AM
Robert Hammerstein -
Christie's International Real Estate - Hillsdale, NJ
Bergen County NJ Real Estate

Hannah - Very funny... we enjoyed it of course but you know us.. We are always up for a bit of irony... Have a Happy Mothers Day to you tomorrow...

May 07, 2011 05:41 AM
Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

Hannah....One of the best posts I've read today....LOL but somewhat true.....Thanks!
Hope you have a great day!!---Rob

May 07, 2011 09:43 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL...good driver are hard to find and don't stay on the job long.

May 07, 2011 02:42 PM
Not a real person
San Diego, CA

Just stopping by to wish the women in our lives Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day!     Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day!

May 08, 2011 01:28 AM
John Mayer
Oikos Realty, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach Florida - Cocoa Beach, FL
Your Beach Area Expert

Hi Hannah - I've seen that one before but it's still funny. Happy Mother's Day!

May 08, 2011 02:24 PM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

Lou ..that is very true

Ed.It is a joke !!! Ha hah

Thank you BOB .glad you enjoyed my sarcasm..Happy Mothers day to Lisa

Rob..thank you ..have a great day too

Russel Ray ..I thank You

Hi John ..I thank you Too

Have a wonderful day

May 09, 2011 07:11 AM
Mykel Martin
(909) 476-9600 ~ WeLoveSellingRealEstate.com - Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Realty Masters & Associates

I'm late seeing this, but it made me laugh out loud - too funny! Keep 'em coming. :-)

Aug 04, 2011 08:47 AM