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A Cute Real Estate Attorney Story!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Dan Hopper - Gold Way RE

   Westminster, CO.  Every now and then we come across a story about the actvity of our real estate industry, regardless of who is trying to accomplish a task for our clients, that will cause you to get a big chuckle out of what has transpired.

I am not sure who originally wrote this short story or the validity of it, but it is worth repeating!  Enjoy!

 

ALL REAL ESTATE ATTORNEYS SHOULD BE THIS PERSONABLE AND SMART.

Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years.  With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, sometimes making it quite difficult to establish ownership. Here's a great letter an attorney wrote to the FHA on behalf of a client:  

You have to love this lawyer...

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client.  He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral.  The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer three months to track down.  After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply:


(Actual reply from FHA):

"Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note the request is supported by an Abstract of Title.  While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803.  Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin."

Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows:


(Actual response):

"Your letter regarding title in Case No.189156 has been received.  I note you wish to have title extended further than the 206 years covered by the present application.
I was unaware any educated person in this country, particularly those working in the property area, would not know Louisiana was purchased by the United States from France in 1803, the year of origin identified in our application.  For the edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior to U.S. Ownership was obtained from France, which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain.  The land came into the possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named Christopher Columbus, who had been granted the privilege of seeking a new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Queen Isabella.
The good Queen Isabella, being a pious woman and almost as careful about titles as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she sold her jewels to finance Columbus's expedition.  Now the Pope, as I'm sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and God, it is commonly accepted, created this world.  Therefore, I believe it is safe to presume God also made the part of the world called Louisiana.  God; therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back to before the beginning of time, the world as we know it, and the FHA.  I hope you find God's original claim to be satisfactory.  Now, may we have our loan?"


The loan was immediately approved.

Thanks for reading this, Dan Hopper.

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Ron Tiller
Star Referral - Grand rapids MI - Grand Rapids, MI

I'm disappointed. I thought, from your headline, that it was a story about a cute attorney :-)

Mar 27, 2012 12:35 AM
Charlie Ragonesi
AllMountainRealty.com - Big Canoe, GA
Homes - Big Canoe, Jasper, North Georgia Pros
I am sitting here waiting for my car to be fixed laughing out loud reading this post. Hopefully they will not come and take me away. Thanks for the post
Mar 27, 2012 12:45 AM
Dan Hopper
Dan Hopper - Gold Way RE - Westminster, CO
Colorado Broker / Referral Services

Thanks, Guys .. Ron, I am sorry for not attaching a pic of a cute attorney... so for now, you just have my picture!!

Mar 27, 2012 12:49 AM
Edward & Celia Maddox
The Celtic Connection Realty - Queen Creek, AZ
EXPERIENCE & INTEGRITY - WE TAKE THE HIGH ROAD

This is our goverment at work.  Guess they want to go back to the beginning of earth....

Mar 27, 2012 12:51 AM
Linda Urbick
RealtyOne Group - San Ramon, CA
Selling San Ramon Valley - 925-786-5132

How funny - very clever reply from the attorney. It is always amazes me the responses we get from government entities.

Mar 27, 2012 03:29 AM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

It seems everytime I read this one I get a real kick out of it. Thank you for sharing it with all of us.

Mar 28, 2012 11:02 AM
Kathy Sheehan
Bay Equity, LLC 770-634-4021 - Atlanta, GA
Senior Loan Officer

I have seen this before, you have to applaud the attorney's sense of humor!

Mar 29, 2012 10:33 AM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Dan, have seen this before also, but always fun to read again, and I bet HE was laughing loudly while preparing his reply!

Mar 29, 2012 01:22 PM
Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Broker
Elizabeth Anne Weintraub, Broker - Sacramento, CA
Put 40 years of experience to work for you

I've seen variations of this passed around since back when I used to search land for First American Title in Colorado. LOL.

Apr 04, 2012 07:36 AM