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Mysterious Landscape Blight Solved!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with New Paradigm Partners LLC EB #1326335

Butt Scratch Trees

Which of the following causes do you think caused the trees above to be denuded of their lower foliage?

  1. Rhizome Infestation
  2. Mutant Fir Beetle
  3. Confused Beaver
  4. Potassium Deprivation
  5. Dog with Itchy Butt

If you answered #5, you're right.

Moose

Moose, the World's Itchiest Dog, is the culprit, but it took us a couple of years to actually catch him in the act. Moose likes nothing better than to get his lower back scratched. If you're sitting with your arm hanging off a chair and you make a claw out of your hand, Moose will come up and scratch his back on it until you get tired - the record, so far, for humans willing to scratch Moose's back is 23 minutes. If you think you can beat that, Moose would love to hear from you.

Posted by
Mary & Dick

Mary & Dick Greenberg
New Paradigm Partners LLC
2601 S. Lemay Ave. #41
Fort Collins, CO 80525
970-689-4663
www.maryanddick.com

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Data Source: IRES MLS

Comments(14)

John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

Good grief... Moose has to have a raw tail...OUCH!  Just sayin'....:)

Mar 27, 2012 02:43 AM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Dick,

Cats also love their backs scratched but not that long...Have you tried using a Furminator...he may have a lot of fur in that spot itching to be shed...I am just throwing out ideas, perhaps you have tried it.  LOL, he is a handsome dog. A

Mar 27, 2012 03:01 AM
Dick Greenberg
New Paradigm Partners LLC - Fort Collins, CO
Northern Colorado Residential Real Estate

Hi John & Alexandra - Thanks for your comments. We've tried everything - the vet has looked at his back closely and can't find anything, except the scabs he gets from the trees, and he's on skin supplements, but I think he just really likes his back scratched.

Mar 27, 2012 03:02 AM
Chris Ann Cleland
Long and Foster Real Estate - Gainesville, VA
Associate Broker, Bristow, VA

That's hilarious!  He was really going for it on those trees to wear the foliage down like that. 

Mar 27, 2012 03:56 AM
Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

Dick who would have thought, i was thinking deer, spider mites but not the dog. I was wondering who far the fires are from you. I was worreied seeing it last night having gone through it in Montana.

Mar 27, 2012 05:04 AM
Debb Janes
Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
Put My Love of Nature At Work for You

Aw Moose, what a sweet face. I'll bet you missed that mug while you were in Mexico. ( We were sure happy to see our pal last night). Bummer we can't let them sit next to us on the plane...I'm sure Mac ( and Moose)  would love it and behave better than some passengers. :)

Mar 27, 2012 06:56 AM
Pacita Dimacali
Alain Pinel - Oakland, CA
Alameda/Contra Costa Counties CA

That's hilarous

But are you sure he doesn't have another problem? I know of dogs who like to be petted, then they turn around and show you that they prefer the scratch on the behind instead of the pat on the head. Maybe, all that scratching against the bushes resulted in a colony of fleas on their butts?

Mar 27, 2012 09:43 AM
Kristin Hamilton CA REALTOR
Berkshire Hathaway California Realty - Beaumont, CA
(909) 557-6966- Specialize 55+ Communties Banning

Hi Dick,

I needed a good laugh tonight and you certainly gave it to me. I agree with John, must be a sore butt at times rubbing it on the tree Maybe that dog needs some shots to take away the itching. We had a dog who would scratch himself raw and the vet gave him a shot every month and no more scratching.

Mar 27, 2012 12:25 PM
William Johnson
Retired - La Jolla, CA
Retired
Hi Mary and Dick, That is really amazing. But I am guessing he didn't know how to ask you for some butt itch cream, :-)
Mar 27, 2012 12:40 PM
Robin Dampier REALTORĀ®
Coldwell Banker King - Hendersonville, NC
Hendersonville & Western NC Real Estate Source

Wow, that's quite a fetish he has!!  And he is soooo handsome and looks totally innocent.

Sue of Robin and Sue

Mar 28, 2012 01:15 AM
Ralph & Janet Henze
Ralph Henze Homes - NOW Real Estate Group - Sherwood Park, AB

Hi Dick & Mary!  Gorgeous dog you have!  Our dog is the same way.  He would have you scratch his back for hours if he could.  We've never timed who would scratch him the longest though!

Mar 28, 2012 07:27 AM
Lloyd Binen
Certified Realty Services - Saratoga, CA
Silicon Valley Realtor since 1976; 408-373-4411

Dick,  To Moose that Juniper (I think it is) is a big loofah scrubber pad.

Mar 28, 2012 09:45 AM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

That is hysterical Dick I can not believe the dog did that:))

Mar 28, 2012 05:00 PM
Karen Hawkins, MBA - Langley & Surrey, BC
Royal Pro Real Estate Network - Langley, BC

That Moose - gotta love a pooch that takes care of his own needs!  We have a Malinois that's created a very distinctive sculpted shape to our front hedge through a similar process, Dick. We'd try to stop her, but the look on her face when she scratches that itch is just priceless! :-)

Mar 29, 2012 11:44 AM