Which of the following causes do you think caused the trees above to be denuded of their lower foliage?
- Rhizome Infestation
- Mutant Fir Beetle
- Confused Beaver
- Potassium Deprivation
- Dog with Itchy Butt
If you answered #5, you're right.
Moose, the World's Itchiest Dog, is the culprit, but it took us a couple of years to actually catch him in the act. Moose likes nothing better than to get his lower back scratched. If you're sitting with your arm hanging off a chair and you make a claw out of your hand, Moose will come up and scratch his back on it until you get tired - the record, so far, for humans willing to scratch Moose's back is 23 minutes. If you think you can beat that, Moose would love to hear from you.
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