Getting Permission to Play Golf...

Getting Permission to Play Golf

Four married men were golfing. While at the fourth hole, the first man
said, "you have no idea what I had to go through to get to come out
golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every
room in the house next weekend."

The second guy said "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that I
would build her a new deck for the pool."

The third guy said "Man, you guys have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to play several more holes when they realized that the
fourth guy had not said a word about how he managed to get out of the
house. So the first guy said, "You haven't said a word about what you
had to do to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

The fourth guy smiled and said "Well, I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m.
When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave my wife a nudge and said
'Golf course or intercourse?' and she said 'Wear your sweater'"