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WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!!

By
Title Insurance with Family Abstract, Inc.

Kevin had shingles.

Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?

Here's what happened to Kevin:

Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had... Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.

Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'


HOPE THIS MAKES YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD LIKE I DID.... THAT'S WHY I POST IT....THESE DAYS WE NEED ALL THE LAUGHS WE CAN GET.

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About Family Abstract, Inc.

Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.

Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

Having successfully settled and insured thousands of transactions, we have already earned the trust and confidence of hundreds of customers, lenders, brokers, and realtors and now we would like to share our expertise with you!

John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

Oh Glenn.... What a way to begin the day my friend :) 

Mar 28, 2013 12:58 AM
Al & Peggy Cunningham, Brokers
RE/MAX West Realty Inc., Brokerage - Brampton, ON
Our Family Wants To Help Your Family!

Oh my gosh Glenn I wasn't expecting that!! Too funny! Thank you SO much for that belly laugh.....

Mar 28, 2013 12:58 AM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

To my favorite Title Guy...Good Morning. You do come up with some good ones, Glenn. LOL. You gotta stop doing that to me.

Mar 28, 2013 01:01 AM
Tim Lorenz
TIM LORENZ - Elite Home Sales Team - Mission Viejo, CA
949 874-2247

LOL thanks Glenn that was a lot of fun.  Have a great week.

Mar 28, 2013 01:03 AM
Dan Hopper
Dan Hopper - Gold Way RE - Westminster, CO
Colorado Broker / Referral Services

Great joke, Glenn.  The first time I heard that was from one of the roofers I used for my listings. 

Mar 28, 2013 01:11 AM
Fred Griffin Florida Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

Glenn - LOL!

    I thought this was going to be a rant against Insurance Companies or Obamacare or Frivolous Lawsuits.   Thanks for the Laugh!

Mar 28, 2013 01:37 AM
Gene Mundt, IL/WI Mortgage Originator - FHA/VA/Conv/Jumbo/Portfolio/Refi
NMLS #216987, IL Lic. 031.0006220, WI Licensed. APMC NMLS #175656 - New Lenox, IL
708.921.6331 - 40+ yrs experience

Perfect!  Overlooked the obvious!  Keep 'em coming, Glenn ...

Gene

Mar 28, 2013 01:39 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good afternoon Gelenn. Well you got me good. You di makeme laugh and I appreciate that. I suggested this. Enjoy the evening.

Mar 28, 2013 02:58 AM
Steven Cook
No Longer Processing Mortgages. - Tacoma, WA

Glenn -- that is why I need to check your posts out, they don't necessarily go where one expects them to.

Mar 28, 2013 06:52 AM
Joanna Cohlan
Fresh Eyes For Your Home - Chappaqua, NY
Designing, Decorating & Staging Westchester Homes

This is way too accurate for me-I hate going to the doctor these days-an assembly line experience. Very cute!

Mar 28, 2013 07:22 AM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Love it..........reminds me of the painting nuns and the blind guy.

Mar 28, 2013 08:18 AM