How Many Showers Did YOU Have Today

How Many Showers Did YOU Have Today?

Chestnuts are not the only thing roasting on an open fire this month. Ever had your IPhone die because it was too hot? Happened to me twice this month! And let's just say the glamour of showing property is a bit reduced this time of year. Consider my shower schedule today...

1. Shower in the morning--You know it's hot when you don't fool with the warm water in the morning. Not sure who dreaded the day more, me or our Central AC system.
    Off to the races, showed a buyer and placed a directional sign for one of my listings. Now it's 10:30 and already 90 degrees. I smell like cabbage.
2. Lunch Shower-- While the hot pocket cools, I take shower number two. Fresh clothes out of the closet. Today will feature more wardrobe changes than an Elton John concert.  Showing group two focuses on an abandon group home. It was last used as a shelter for dogs after hurricane Katrina. Even with a Kevlar undershirt my white Polo is having a tough time. The new car smell is officially gone from my SUV.
3. Rush Hour Shower-- In the middle of this shower I remember that I'm about to show one of my listings. Of course it does not have utilities on. Now I know why they call it "heated" square feet. The buyers want to "pray" on it overnight. I'm sweating like a pig at an all you can eat BBQ joint. Come home, pace outside while returning phone calls. Pull the "most offensive" weeds from the flowerbed.
4. Good Night Shower-- While writing this post, the wife informs me that I have failed the smell test for sleeping in the Master Bedroom. I have spent more time in the shower today than I did in middle school.