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On My Planet, Fast Talking Radio Ad Disclaimers Would Be Illegal

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Marketing Advisor & Squeeze Mortgage NMLS# 377413

Radio is a popular medium for advertisers, such as mortgage companies, to promote special offers. But the last few seconds are sometimes filled with unintelligble, fast-talking disclaimers.

I get it. It's the law that disclaimers are needed. But when they are unintelligible, what's the point? And who gets hurt? The consumer.

Take a look at this humorous example at just how silly these ads end up. 

Now in case you didn't figure it out, these advertisers do not actually hire fast talking humans to handle the disclaimer (back in the pre-digital days they did). Rather, it is handled digitally. They simply remove all the dead air between words and apply other enhancements to squeeze all that legal mumbo jumbo into just a few seconds.

On my planet, legislation would be more business friendly and provide a means for consumers to obtain the legal mumbo jumbo in a clearly written, or spoken fashion. This could be done via phone number, email or website. The end of the commercial could say "to get the fine print of this offer call..." or "text mortgagead to 5556" or "visit our fine print page online at www...."

Advertisers would then be in a position to provide a much more valuable "fine print" experience for their customers and prospects and not look and sound so silly trying to comply with laws and lawyer opinions which result in so much language being squeezed in at the end of an ad.

The same can be said for television disclaimers. Ever notice how the fine print is microscopic at the end of a commercial? There's 5, 10, 15 lines of text. You can't read it. It's there because it's the law. But it adds no value to the ad if it can't be read. And it makes the advertiser look dishonest.

Good intentioned consumer-friendly legislation is being designed and implemented poorly.  On my planet it will be better for consumers. It's a win-win because it doesn't disrupt the legislation, just the delivery channels of it. It will be better for advertisers who can still comply in more practical ways. The lawyers still get their slice of the pie writing these legal statements. The politicians still get the feather in their cap for passing consumer friendly laws. And the advertisers still get to be creative with their ads, get more creative value per second from their ads and provide a more customer friendly means of delivering the mandated fine print regarding their products and services.

Posted by

Pamela Seley
West Coast Realty Division - Murrieta, CA
Residential Real Estate Agent serving SW RivCo CA

Randy, I agree there is something disingenuous with those legal disclaimers in advertising. I like your solution.

Apr 11, 2014 02:48 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Randy- that's hysterical.  I don't even think an auctioneer could talk that fast. 

Apr 11, 2014 07:23 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Randy, great thought! Fast talking or small print is a warning sign that is part of our society. Enjoy yur day!

Apr 11, 2014 08:32 PM
Karen Fiddler, Broker/Owner
Karen Parsons-Fiddler, Broker 949-510-2395 - Mission Viejo, CA
Orange County & Lake Arrowhead, CA (949)510-2395

Yeah, that's just because lawyers will sue for anything and they have to make sure you know it. 

Apr 12, 2014 06:29 AM
Randy Mitchelson,APR
Marketing Advisor & Squeeze Mortgage - Bonita Springs, FL
First Impressions are made at First Click

@Pamela - for some companies it is disingenuous but for other companies just trying to do the right thing, they have to do it to be compliant with the law

@Kathy - I agree. The auctioneer is no competition. Kind of like John Henry vs. the machine.

@Wayne  - Even legit companies an doffers are force to do this so it's a detractor for both good and bad companies

@Karen - Lawyers definitely have their way of getting lots of protective language into advertising. Just think about all the booklets of fine print banks have to hand out

Apr 12, 2014 08:07 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Apr 12, 2014 11:32 AM
Women of Westchester Working Together
Women of Westchester Working Together - West Harrison, NY
Women helping Women get ahead

Oh yes, these are really annoying.  That is fascinating to understand how they create these. - Debbie

Apr 12, 2014 10:32 PM
John Wiley
Fort Myers, FL
Lee County, FL, ECO Broker, GRI, SRES,GREEN,PSA

Randy, I so agree with you. When I hear the fast talking at the end of a commercial or see the super fine print at the end of an ad, the red flags go up and I tend to steer away from the advertiser.

There has to be a better way.

Apr 13, 2014 12:00 AM
Randy Mitchelson,APR
Marketing Advisor & Squeeze Mortgage - Bonita Springs, FL
First Impressions are made at First Click

@Kathy S. - thanks for the love! Have a great week.

@Debbie - thanks for following my blog. My grandmother lives in Westchester and works at White Plains Hospital

@John - no one seems to care so I don't see it changing anytime soon

Apr 13, 2014 02:16 PM
Tammy Emineth
Personal SEO - Website SEO and Real Estate Marketing - Frenchtown, MT
Content Marketer, SEO Teacher, Website Fixer

There are so many loop holes and anyone that does things legitimately shouldn't need all the hoopla. Great post!

Apr 14, 2014 01:38 AM
Randy Mitchelson,APR
Marketing Advisor & Squeeze Mortgage - Bonita Springs, FL
First Impressions are made at First Click

@Tammy - Even legitimate offers from mortgage or auto lenders require various truth in lending compliance language which in the radio world translates into having to eat up precious air time to meet those requirements, hence the fast talking scheme. 

Apr 15, 2014 03:40 AM
Wayne Johnson
Coldwell Banker D'Ann Harper REALTORS® - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio REALTOR, San Antonio Homes For Sale

Randy-That would be a nice public service, but I wonder would many pay much attention to suchb an information offer? Who reads TOS on digital stuff we get on websites, software, etc.

Apr 17, 2014 02:52 PM
Randy Mitchelson,APR
Marketing Advisor & Squeeze Mortgage - Bonita Springs, FL
First Impressions are made at First Click

@Wayne - Thanks for following my blog. Unfortunately, we can't fix stupid and there's little we can do to make consumers pay attention to Terms and Conditions no matter how easy to read they are. But, the fast talking and unreadable disclosures add no value at all so they should be eliminated.

Apr 18, 2014 03:57 AM
Tamir Ness
Ness Property Management Group - Brickell, FL
Love It, Breath It, Live It!

Always full of good ideas Randy...have a great weekend.

Apr 18, 2014 04:11 AM
Margaret Rome Baltimore 410-530-2400
HomeRome Realty 410-530-2400 - Pikesville, MD
Sell Your Home With Margaret Rome

Please....Take a breath!. Many people have no concept of the fine print or the fast talking. They hear what they want (or are meant) to hear.

Apr 20, 2014 11:36 AM
Anonymous
Jason king

You are correct!!!! It makes them look like they are hiding something. .....But the ever so smart consumers continue to give them their business. If they didn't, imagine how quick things would change!!!!

Aug 12, 2015 09:50 PM
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Anonymous
Al Everhart

On MY planet, Even the concept of "fine print" would be abolished. "Fine print" -- making the type tiny -- is just another form of the same thing you're talking about with the radio ads.

May 10, 2016 08:26 AM
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Anonymous
Timothy Martin

This is just a mockery of the legal system. A law that was barely thought out. Sad that we have legislators implementing laws with minimal forethought. Jefferson and the gang would be laughing their ass off if they were looking for a job.

Sep 25, 2019 04:51 AM
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