It’s another Monday morning ~ here’s some food for thought with your coffee.
Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different?
Favorite Food
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Dogs: kibbles
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Computers: bits
Method used to end undesirable behavior
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Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
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Computers: hit control-alt-delete
After destruction of personal property
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Dogs: dog not found
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Computers: file not found
Favorite trick
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Dogs: roll over
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Computers: play dead
Comic-page hero
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Dogs: Dogbert
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Computers: Dilbert
Consequence of virus
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Dogs: replace valuable carpeting
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Computers: replace valuable data
Waste disposal tool
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Dogs: pooper-scooper
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Computers: uninstaller
Sensitive internal procedures
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Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
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Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one kind of like this once
Inexplicable physical feature
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Dogs: declaw
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Computers: scroll lock key
Estimated lifespan
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Dogs: 12 years
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Computers: 12 months
At end of useful life
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Dogs: euthanasia
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Computers: tax deduction
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