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Divorce Humor....

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Real Estate Agent with EXP Realty 414-525-0563 57026-90 Broker

   We are as many people know....

Real Estate Divorce Specialists....and this is certainly a difficult time for all parties involved.  Lots of changes...financial, emotional and sometimesDivorce house we find that injecting a lttle humor into a situation, helps to lighten the mood...take a break from the stress....and remember this too shall pass....things do get better.

   Here is a good example of  "lighten the mood" divorce  humor....enjoy !

 

A woman sits down next to an attractive man on a bus. She says, "You look just like my 4th husband."Bus The man replies, "Your FOURTH husband! How many times have you been married?" "Three" the woman replies.

 

   Keep smiling....a little humor goes a looonnnng way !

   Hansons Both

Posted by

Sally K. & David L. Hanson, ABR, CDPE, CSS, e-Pro,ILHM, REDS


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Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Sally and David,

A great institution to belong to but once is enough.

Make yourself a great day.

Oct 31, 2015 03:32 AM
Christine Gerbehy
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Fox and Roach Northfield - Egg Harbor Township, NJ
Making waves, one home at a time...

HAH!  Lol!!! I'm keepin' the one I've got!

Oct 31, 2015 03:45 AM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

Sometimes a "newer model" spouse is a case of the grass looking greener !

Oct 31, 2015 04:13 AM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

I say pre-nup!

Oct 31, 2015 04:15 AM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Love the joke.  Holland Taylor used the line on "Two and a Half Men".

Oct 31, 2015 05:02 AM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Sally and David I like that.  I will have to keep it in mind if I ever need a pick-up line ..... LOL

Oct 31, 2015 05:55 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Sally and David- I'm smiling and love it!

Oct 31, 2015 06:51 AM
Gita Bantwal
RE/MAX Centre Realtors - Warwick, PA
REALTOR,ABR,CRS,SRES,GRI - Bucks County & Philadel

Good morning Sally. Thank you for the chuckle. I will share this with others.

Oct 31, 2015 08:08 PM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

Good morning Sally. She was a woman that new what she wanted and was ready to go after it.

Oct 31, 2015 08:32 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Now that's a great pickup line, Sally.  Is that what you said to David when you first met him?  

Oct 31, 2015 08:54 PM
Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi Sally.  Great line by that woman.  I hope you enjoyed your Halloween party.

Oct 31, 2015 09:04 PM
Anna "Banana" Kruchten
HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ
602-380-4886

 Very Cute - get them moving on to their new life and get them to at least try to have some fun along the journey!

Nov 01, 2015 06:45 AM
Winston Heverly
Coldwell Banker Access Realty - South Macon, GA
GRI, ABR, SFR, CDPE, CIAS, PA

Loved your post today, hope this becomes a beautiful & successful weekend.

Nov 07, 2015 12:24 PM