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Thank God for Men

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Home Inspector with Complete Home Inspections, Inc. TN Lic#050

    Women! Men find it difficult to live with them or without them. Because of this, I believe that in order for men to maintain their sanity and manhood, there is this built-in self defense mechanism called selective hearing or audible bypass. If a MRI was done, I am sure that there is a tube that goes absolutely no-where. When the female species talks, the words go in and hit this dead-end. When the decibels reach a certain level, there are are special nerves that signal the brain and only then, does the male species tune in. It is called the self-preservation, autonomic reflex system. So if your significant other asks, that you to repeat what you just said, this is why. Thank God that he made Men such simple creatures with these wonderful features.

And that my friends, is my 2¢’s worth for this morning.

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Comments(19)

Sharon Lee
Sharon Lee's Virtual Assistance - Jonesborough, TN
Retired and loving life

That is the first time I ever heard that explanation, Only a man could think that one up. LOL

Mar 30, 2016 08:17 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning Michael. Such a simple explanation for such a complex issue. 

Mar 30, 2016 08:23 PM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Michael. A unique explanation of men not paying attention! Enjoy your day!

Mar 30, 2016 08:42 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Hi Michael.  My wife would agree with some of this post.  Though, she doesn't particularly think it's an asset.

Mar 30, 2016 09:04 PM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

We don't require MRIs, just space exploration TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc. 

Mar 30, 2016 09:04 PM
Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Oh boy Michael.  You walk on dangerous grounds for a man.

Mar 30, 2016 09:11 PM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

I'm not so sure the ladies that read your post this morning are going to have favorable comments to make. 

Mar 30, 2016 09:17 PM
Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400
The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY
Long Island Condo and Home Specialists

Whoops, you may not have gotten enough sleep last night. You may be striking a nerve with some who read this - just saying...

Mar 30, 2016 09:30 PM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Michael,

And when taking the hearing aids out a severe thunderstorm is quieter!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Mar 30, 2016 09:41 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Amen brother Michael TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc. if we didn't have this feature our heads would explode.

Mar 30, 2016 10:50 PM
Liz and Bill Spear
Transaction Alliance 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com - Mason, OH
Transaction Alliance Cincinnati & Dayton suburbs

Michael, It's kind of like the adult voices on the Peanuts cartoons :)  Bill

Mar 30, 2016 11:39 PM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

I was thinking his hearing was going bad. Not sure that isn't the case too. Have a wonderful day Michael.

Mar 30, 2016 11:47 PM
Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
RE/MAX Platinum - Waukesha, WI
Giving Back With Each Home Sold!

I cant get past Sharon Lees comment above LOL...great !

Mar 31, 2016 12:19 AM
Gene Mundt, IL/WI Mortgage Originator - FHA/VA/Conv/Jumbo/Portfolio/Refi
NMLS #216987, IL Lic. 031.0006220, WI Licensed. APMC NMLS #175656 - New Lenox, IL
708.921.6331 - 40+ yrs experience

Hmmm ... can we guess what occurred in your household this morning, TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc. ?????  And the topic of discussion??

Have the same discussion at my house now and then ...

Gene

Mar 31, 2016 03:59 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Hi Michael - yes I get it.  When I say I didn't hear my wife says I didn't want to hear.

Mar 31, 2016 04:24 AM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

It is the opposite for me. My husband says I have selective hearing....  When my husband talks loud he says it is because he doesn't think I hear him ...  well I do wear hearing aids, but not all the time :)

Mar 31, 2016 05:15 AM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Michael, you must be in a "I want to get in trouble" mode today ..... LOL

Mar 31, 2016 05:16 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

This topic may be too hot to handle. 

Be safe and pay close attention when the women are talking.

Mar 31, 2016 05:45 AM
Lottie Kendall
Compass - San Francisco, CA
Helping make your real estate dreams a reality

Michael, you must have had an interesting morning! I think the same can be said for parents of teen-agers!

Mar 31, 2016 06:27 AM