Friday Morning Funny 281
I many times know where to go on Active Rain if I am in need of a happy chuckle or laugh; I visit the daily site of member Larry Gray, Lakeland, Florida. I really like his selections today and re-blogging. My favorite: Pledge Allegiance ~ Hahahaha ~ It hit my funny bone.
What's Really Important
One warm summer evening a mother was driving with her three young children. A woman in the convertible in front of them stood up and waved. She was STARK NAKED. As the mother was reeling from shock, the five year old said, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
Ketchup
A mother was struggling to get the ketchup out of the bottle when the phone rang. She asked her four year old daughter to answer it. She heard her daughter say, "Mommy can't come to the phone. She's hitting the bottle."
I Pledge Allegiance
Not quite getting it, the little first grader said, "I led the pigeons to the flag."
The Police
A policeman was taking a vandalism report at an elementary school when he was interrupted by a six year old girl. She looked up and down at his uniform and asked, "Are you a policeman?"
"Yes, I am," he said.
"My mother told me that if I ever needed help I should ask a policeman. Is that right," the girl asked.
"Yes it is," said the policeman.
The girl extended her foot to the policeman and said, "OK, then, would you tie my shoe?"
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