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“Guilty?”

 

 

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom." He looked toward the courtroom door.

The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened. Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."
The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.

"But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt, I saw all of you stare at the door."
The jury foreman replied, "Oh, we did look, but your client didn't."

 

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Peter Mohylsky, Destin BeachPro
PMI. Destin - Miramar Beach, FL
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Great story from a master story teller.  Thanks for sharing.

Feb 22, 2017 03:12 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Cue the Beethoven music - da da da dooom!

Or Perry Mason music.

Whichever.

Feb 22, 2017 04:01 AM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning Joe.  A very decision by the jury.  People pay attention and it sounds like the defendant shroud have looked also

Feb 22, 2017 04:08 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Haha. That's a good one; the jury was quite astute.

Feb 22, 2017 04:27 AM
Harry F. D'Elia III
WEDO Real Estate and Beyond, LLC - Phoenix, AZ
Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR

Thanks for sharing this particular story with us today.

Feb 22, 2017 04:34 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Joe,

There was a dozen observant peers!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Feb 22, 2017 04:37 AM
Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

HAHA! That one caught me by surprise. Thanks!

Feb 22, 2017 05:31 AM
Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

That's a great punch line and the lawyer should have clued his client in on the trick. But then we wouldn't have a good joke.

Feb 22, 2017 06:05 AM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Yikes, that would be a dead giveaway. It is good to start the day with a little humor.

Feb 22, 2017 07:02 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Joe. This is a very good one. How insightful too. Enjoy the day.

Feb 22, 2017 07:13 AM
Donna Foerster
HomeSmart Realty Group - Parker, CO
Metro Denver Real Estate Assistant

That's a good one Joe! Makes me think of the show Matlock with Andy Griffith!

Feb 22, 2017 11:46 AM
Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089
Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers - Haiku, HI
Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info

Very clever, but a little too close to the bone... we had a recent situation here on Maui where the (alleged) killer disposed of the body in the jungle after dismembering her, but was found guilty... and now he's appealing.  Maybe they should have tried this trick.  They did find some body parts, and you don't want to hear all the details... very gruesome.

Feb 25, 2017 11:24 PM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good Morning Joe - that is a very good point.  The jury really was paying attention.

Feb 27, 2017 04:48 AM
Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty
Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County

I did not see that last statement coming.  Seemed like such a great defense!

Mar 28, 2017 12:11 PM
April Swenson
Coldwell Banker Ocean Shores Brokers - Ocean Shores, WA
CRS and Managing Broker - Ocean Shores Real Estate

Oh my goodness, that was good!  I was wondering where this story was going.

Mar 28, 2017 12:17 PM