Maybe I am just a little too naive. This is a first for me.
The lender on the second home equity loan to purchase a home sent an "Anti- Money Laundering Certification" for my buyer clients to sign.
Maybe I just needed a good laugh ... and yet I think this is funny!
I think whoever wrote this might be using some heavy hitting narcotics or maybe just on a Rocky Mountain High vacation from reality.
The Certification read:
[Name of Lender] is prohibited from making a loan to an applicant if any funds used to repay the loan will be obtained from a source that is illegal under federal law.
I/We the undersigned certify that:
I/We will not make any payments or prepayments on my/our loan using any money that is obtained from a source that is illegal under federal law.
I/We understand that this includes, but is not limited to, money obtained from:
• Marijuana (cannabis) dispensaries or growers (even if legal under state law)
• Organized Crime or Racketeering
• Human Trafficking
• Smuggling
• Bank Robbery
• Terrorist Activity or Financing
• Trafficking of Narcotics
• Money Laundering or other financial crimes
We all know that signing that certification will absolutly positivley stop the drug and human trafficking home buyer. Right? Just so we are clear on that.
I wonder what the plan is to regulate this? What am I missing?
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