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Sometimes Bodily Functions are Funny

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Ward County Notary Services 607851

When we were little kids some bodily functions made us laugh. We won't discuss them. Titus and Philemon got a kick out of Joes sneeze.

Sneezes are unique. Even in our family no two of us sound alike when we sneeze. Saying that another way, It's easy to tell who sneezed even if you were not in the room when they sneezed.

I can also tell who sneezed by the number of times they sneezed.

Okay, I've exhausted this topic, it's late Saturday night and I myself and exhausted so good night, hope you have a wonderful Sunday.

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Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Bob let me know what 10 sneezes mean? I do that a lot and Diane waits until I am finished and asks are you done?:))Endre

Feb 11, 2023 09:39 PM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

It seems like the fart will never not be funny, haha.  My car has fart sounds as it's emissions testing, haha.

Feb 12, 2023 04:21 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Bob. Everyone knows when I sneeze because I am unusually loud! Enjoy your day.

Feb 12, 2023 04:55 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Good morning, Bob... after reading this, I truly have no words! But I'll leave you with this quote: "happiness is finally sneezing, after an age of that "funny about to sneeze" feeling." 

 

Feb 12, 2023 05:06 AM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

I hope there's no sneezing going on in your house today!

Feb 12, 2023 05:30 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Endre Barath, Jr. that is the same story with Carol and I except she is the one who will sneeze 4 or 5 times plus she is the LOUDEST sneezer. I'm a one and done... but I am quite loud myself.

Feb 12, 2023 07:29 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

That is funny Brian England . I remember buying Whoopee cushions as a teen and using them at parties and other occasions. 

Feb 12, 2023 07:30 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Well the good news Wayne Martin is that I have not heard you all the way over here in ND. Does your balcony face East? If so maybe Nina Hollander, Broker has wished you Gazuntite a time or two. 

Feb 12, 2023 07:32 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

I still know when it's coming Nina Hollander, Broker and I'm glad I have time to scramble for a kleenix before it happens. I embarrass myself enough in other ways.

Feb 12, 2023 07:35 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Thanks Kat Palmiotti . My daughter Tina is the one who has been sneezing lately. It could be pet dander as she has been away for all pets for 6 months while she was serving over seas.

Feb 12, 2023 07:37 AM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Good morning Bob,

I have to chuckle because I've never thought about it but we all sneeze differently in my family. I always sneeze at least 5 times and they are always wimpy sounding sneezes!

Feb 12, 2023 07:45 AM
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Hello Bob and great comic strip once again to share with us here in the Rain.  Hope you are ready for the Super Bowl!

 

Feb 12, 2023 10:09 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

My daughters are pretty wimpy compared to ours Dorie Dillard Austin TX but Carol with 4 or 5 hardy sneezes wins the gusto award in our home.

Feb 12, 2023 02:59 PM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Golly, until you mentioned it I had actually forgot Will Hamm . I'm going to turn it on for the ads.

Feb 12, 2023 03:00 PM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

I never thought I would see a sneezing post here on active rain but you seem to come up with a wide range of topics!! and I think we all get a kick out of them 

Feb 15, 2023 08:45 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

I'm glad you, and others, are getting a kick out of Timmothy's cartoons  Lise Howe . I'm just following his lead.

Feb 15, 2023 08:48 AM