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TWO NUNS

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Barbara Kehl Realty

TWO NUNS 

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 There were two nuns... 
 
 One of them was known as Sister Mathematical(SM), 
 
 and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). 
 
 It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. 

 SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes?  I wonder what he wants. 

 SL: It's logical.  He wants to rape us. 

 SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most!  What can we do? 

 SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. 

 SM: It's not working. 

 SL: Of course it's not working.  The man did the only logical thing.  He started to walk faster, too. 

 SM: So, what shall we do?  At this ra te he will reach us in one minute. 

 SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way.  He cannot follow us both. 
 
 So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. 

  

 Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical . 
 
 Then Sister Logical arrives. 

 SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!  Tell me what happened! 

 SL: The only logical thing happened.  The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me. 

 SM: Yes, yes!  But what happened then? 

 SL: The only logical thing happened.  I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. 

 SM: And? 

 SL: The only logical thing happened.  He reached me. 

 SM: Oh, dear!  What did you do? 

 SL: The only logical thing to do.  I lifted my dress up. 

 SM: Oh, Sister!  What did the man do? 

 SL: The only logical thing to do.  He pulled down his pants. 

 

 SM: Oh, no! What happened then? 

 SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? 
 A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. 
 
 And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, 
 
 I'll pray for you! nun2.gif (8021 bytes)

 

Nyana - Office Manager, Barbara Kehl Realty

   

Bob Cumiskey
A1 Connection Realty, Inc. - Sun City Center, FL
US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor

Barbara, That is hysterical.  I'm printing it out for the secretary.  She mentioned once she had a cousin who was a nun. She's gonna love this.

Sep 23, 2008 10:19 AM
Barbara Kehl
Barbara Kehl Realty - Yuma, AZ
Yuma Arizona Real Estate

Bob - That's Fantastic!!!  I just love being able to share a laugh!  I hope that your secretary enjoys it too!

Have a wonderful day!

Nyana - Office Manager, Barbara Kehl Realty

Sep 23, 2008 10:31 AM
Lynn911.com ~ Dallas Real Estate Agent Top Team
Dallas Houses for Rent Dallas Apartment Rentals Lynn911.com - Dallas, TX

GREAT 2 funny, I have to share this one.  Have a great weekend!.

Oct 03, 2008 02:52 AM
Barbara Kehl
Barbara Kehl Realty - Yuma, AZ
Yuma Arizona Real Estate

Lynn - Thanks for commenting!  Please share the joy!!!  Have an awesome day!

Nyana

Oct 03, 2008 06:13 AM
Gene Mock
Associate Broker ~ Premier Team, KW Realty - Leesburg, VA
GRI, CRB, CRS, ABR, CIPS, TRC, SFR, SRES

this was cute - thanks for the chuckle!

Oct 03, 2008 06:49 AM
Barbara Kehl
Barbara Kehl Realty - Yuma, AZ
Yuma Arizona Real Estate

Gene - You are welcome for the chuckle, and thank you for the comment!!!

Have a fantastic day!

Nyana

Oct 03, 2008 09:41 AM
Brian Foxworth SC, GA, FL, & TN Mortgage Loans
Palmetto South Mortgage - Columbia, SC

That was funny! -not what I was expecting (Thank God!)

Oct 09, 2008 01:37 AM
Ted Komenda
Dunhill Group - Osterville, MA

Great joke and yes I did think it was going down a different path!

Ted

Oct 09, 2008 03:28 AM
Barbara Kehl
Barbara Kehl Realty - Yuma, AZ
Yuma Arizona Real Estate

Brian & Ted - Thank you both for commenting!!!  I would offer to pray for you like the end of the story says, but I haven't finished praying for myself yet!!!  You guys are next though - I promise!!!

Have an awesome day!

Nyana - Office Manager, Barbara Kehl Realty

Oct 09, 2008 03:37 AM
Sandi Fleming
Lake Russell Realty - Elberton, GA

definitely printing this one! Too cute! Thx for the chuckle!

 

Oct 09, 2008 04:35 AM
Barbara Kehl
Barbara Kehl Realty - Yuma, AZ
Yuma Arizona Real Estate

Sandi - You are welcome!  Glad to share!

Have an awesome day!

Nyana

Oct 09, 2008 06:49 AM
Ann Allen Hoover
RE/MAX Advantage South - Hoover, AL
CDPE SRES ASP e-PRO Realtor - Homes for Sale - AL

Hi Nyana - The story was really fun, but the animated nuns made it really cute.

Thanks, and I look forward to hearing more from you!

Oct 10, 2008 02:15 PM
Jon Wnoroski
America's 1st Choice RH Realty Co., Inc. - Green, OH
Summit County Realtor

I love this joke and laugh whenever I see it.  Thanks for posting it.  I could use a chuckle today.

Oct 12, 2008 11:04 AM
Barbara Kehl
Barbara Kehl Realty - Yuma, AZ
Yuma Arizona Real Estate

Ann - Thank you, thank you, thank you! I have lots to share and say, so please keep coming back!

Jon - This made me giggle so I just had to pass the joy around!

I hope that you both have a beautiful day!  Thank you for commenting!

Nyana

Oct 14, 2008 10:21 AM