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6 Useless Facts: Trivial Habits Of Stupid People That Make MeMe An Evil B*tch

AKA: Six Useless Facts You Don't Want To Know About Me

Fact#1: I am a Donald Trump fan. When it comes to Donald, I am like a Real Estate junkie trying to get her fix on (LOL). When people e-mail and make negative comments about my loving to read DT and other Trump University endorsed works, it flips my b*tch switch. My reading habits are my reading habits. I like to share them. Matter of fact, check this out:

I love DT's work so much, I made my own electronic post card to send to my friends today (LOL). How fan club is that? Very!

Fact #2: I love Melodious, Kathy, Paddy, Amanda, Lizette, Elizabeth, Richard and Susan (and a host of other CC members) just like they were born into my own family. When people mess with my virtual family, or any one of my CC bay-bays, it flips my b*tch switch. Don't mess with my bay-bays and play nice in the electronic sandbox, people.

Fact #3: I am wild about Hagen Daz and foodie paradise spots. You can get a lot out of me if you promise to feed me really good food. Telling me you are a good cook and feeding me crap flips my b*tch switch. Don't mess with the gourmet belly, people. You'd do better to invite me over for peanut butter and jelly than lie about your cooking skills (LOL). BTW, I happen to adore PB&J. It's little minion food! You make it, we will come over to play and eat with you! Seriously!

Fact #4: I am a video game junkie and love playing on-line with my friends. If you cheat with codes to get ahead without sharing those same codes with everyone on the quest or in the competition, that flips my b*tch switch. I will not play with you anymore and I will tell everyone what a bad puppy you are. I may even blog about you... (LOL)

Fact #5: I am obsessed about learning everything I can regarding Autism and PDD-NOS. My kids are cute, but learning disabled. They are the best thing that has ever happened to me and a unique gift from God. I blog about my little minions when ever I feel like sharing our lives. When people call me unprofessional because I take my kids with me to work, write about them, film them, blog, tweet, play with them at an open house, etc that flips my b*tch switch. Un-follow me you dumb sh%t. Find a new blog to read. Don't attack me for loving my family and being proud of my kids. I will take them with me anytime I want. My kids come first. (BTW, they have a larger social media following than I do - LOL. My kids have gotten me more referrals than my market reports. They think they are Realtors. I'm grooming them for the family business. So there!)

Fact #6: I am not tagging anyone else with this 6 Useless Facts MeMe. Translated: I break rules when it suits me. BTW, so do you. When a person is being hypocritical about situations like they are perfect and have never done anything wrong, or broken a rule, that lie by omission and annoying trivial habit they have flips my b*tch switch. No one alive today is perfect. I know I'm not. I'm waiting for Messiah to come kick some evil butts. (It's a Judeo-Christian thing: IMHO only the Messiah is perfect... )

Posted by C Tann-Starr on 11/21/2008 01:32 PM

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66 Comments on 6 Useless Facts: Trivial Habits Of Stupid People That Make MeMe An Evil B*tch

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1. You cannot get a CCIM designation from DT that I have hard of. I am sure it is a good source of inspiration and will look into it myself, however. 2. I love you too! 3. When you come for a visit we will get very fat together. 4. The only games I enjoy are Wii and Gestures. 5. I know nothing about PDD-NOS but I enjoy reading your blogs about your life with children included. 6. Wimp!

I love the confidence and especially your B*tch switch! I've not heard that one before.

Carolyn ~ Besides saying "Aw, thank you!", this is all I have to say:

Kathy, that was cute!

I think that it is great that your children come first and that if anyone crosses you (so help them) they will witness your b*tch switch flip to "on!"

Michael

This is great and I am happy to hear you are not tagging anyone else!

Hey C ... There is a lot I can relate to! Someone here flipped my switch yesterday ... you can say what you please about me but not my bloggers ... and I will tell you all about yourself. I will defend PB&J till the end, and Hagen Daz rules! I like the Donald ... he is a brilliant business man. And I'm not perfect either! So, there! :) You can incite me to riot!!!

C- I just finished doing my wonderful Meme....Oh how I love them!

Hey C You finished before I could even take time to think about this one.

Kathy I want a B**ch Switch too Can we order in multiples???

I will sleep better knowing C Tann-Star has got our backs friends... what say you?

Melodious, I know. Trump is part of my 5 year plan (see previous blog - LOL). Ditto on top of your ditto for #2. Regarding your third point of order: Promise? (LOL). I shall gave to buy a Wii and check out Gestures (never played). You may know a little more than you think because of your observations about your virtual minion nephews (LOL).

As for your 6th point of order: WHO YOU CALLIN' A WIMP, WOMAN? (LMAO). I'll have you know that people are secretly relieved they have not been tagged and obligated. I thought about tagging Amanda Hall, but she has small caliber red stapers that I am afraid of... We wont talk about the LAMP issue right now, okay?

Randall, I am a student of all things Kathy Passarette. She's my hero! (LOL)

LOL @ Kathy P. Thank you, my lovely. :-)

There's nothing wrong with the Don.......Alright maybe his hair, but the man knows how to make money. And I think your children will make a fine addition to the family business that they are already a part of.

Thank you, Michael. I try to keep that puppy in the manners kennel but once in a while ya gotta let the hounds loose on a nasty varmint (LOL).

Gestures is kinda like charades but more fun. And as for the wimp comment, I was only kidding. I only tagged one person so what does that say?

Jeannette, I think Mel was expecting another MeMe victim. I was having a hard time choosing then suddenly I thought, "why torture my friends..." (LOL). I have enough of 'em that are willing to do it. I can lurk and watch from the sidelines. :-)

Mel, I know you're kidding. All we do is tease. It's the fave part of my day. :-D

ROTFLMAO @ Marie M. What can I possibly say after that? (LMAO) Awesome!

Paddy ~ B*tch Switches for everyone! I feel very comfortable knowing Carolyn has my back!

Carolyn ~ Any time, my friend! : )

Trying to LOL ... mouth full of Skippy ;)

Haha i just love the switch above!

You had me at the subject line!

Jeremy, MeMe's are very interesting, aren't they? ThemThems can be fun too (LOL). BTW, I really miss Duane Marlink... I need to e-mail him hello. :-)

Hey Paddy-Paddy, thank you kindly. That's my big sista from another mista, people! :-)

LOL @ JL. That hair style is very unique... a signature... Iconic! :-)

LMAO @ Kathy P. I'm still waiting for them to make that into a spanking tee-shirt! :-)

Okay, first off, girlfriend, is there any way to unflip the b*tch switch??

1) I have never read any of the Donald's books so I can't comment. His personality irks me, but I love that you love him. Whatever floats anyone else's boat is fine with me.

2) I love you too!

3) I know I said I could cook but the pasta was only so dry because you were so late!! Lol!!

4) As I don't know what you are talking about, I think it's safe to assume I won't cheat!!

5) I want to b*tch slap the idiot who told you not to talk about your kids. Pfftt on them.

6) Email me privately and let me know who you are talking about!! Lol!

HMMM... Can you flip the switch to turn off the bitchun? Just kinda wondered if I could put one of those on my main squeeze...

LOL @ Marie. Skippy and Smuckers stay on my shelves. :-)

Raylene, isn't it darling? I really really want one! (LOL)

LOL @ Cristal. It just popped into my head and I knew I had to use it. Just the thought of using it cracked me up. :-)

I'm going to have to see what I can do! ; )

Hi Susan! Hi Bubba! :-)

LOL@ Susan:

Regarding #1, I appreciate your tolerance of my boat floatin' ways (LMAO). Maybe we can watch the DVD together the next tome I come over with the kids. As to item #2, ditto to your ditto sweetie because I do so love you very, very much. You are an excellent cook, and I can't wait to see what you fix for us the next time. Maybe we can cook together one of theses days. 3 is just an inside joke as far as I am concerned and I love the way you always make me laugh about everything. $ means I am going to have to get you to play a game on-line with me. Pick your poison: World of Warcraft or Halo? (LOL) 5 means we can hang!!!!!! 6 is just gonna be too funny when we start serial commenting! :-)

Bubba, I wish it were that simple... :-D

Bubba, if anybody can get things done and do something, Kathy P can (LOL).

I LOVE this post! It tells me more about you and because of that, I find we are a lot alike. (hmmm... could be scary - at least we are on opposite coasts!) I bring my 6 month old daughter to the office more often than not. And if anyone DARED to complain, that would TOTALLY flip my b*tch switch!! You go girl... and thanks for the post - it's encouraging! ~A:)

Hey girlfriend, knowing my kids are safe makes me concentrate better (LOL). I would love to see you with your daughter, Alisha. Email me your Facebook profile if you have one. I am soooo into family pictures. :-)

BTW, thank you.

This is freakin' fantastic! The best meme ever. Now I'm thinking of all the things that flip my switch but I think there are more that six.

LOL @ Beth. I know what you mean. I had sooooo many to choose from it almost turned into a different post. :-)

You are so hilarious. I don't believe for one second that you are an evil B. Thanks for the facts ma'am. KM

Carolyn: I feel like i know you so much better now. I would never have pegged you for a Donald fan. I have one of his books and I love it. There's a quote in there (and I'll screw it up) but he talks about Realtors being worth every penny you pay them. In the same book he gives the blanket statement of rejecting the first quote any contractor gives you on a home improvement. LOVE IT!

Kristin, my love, I have been known to PMS (LOL).

Thank you, Chris Ann. :-)

I'm not going to flip your b*tch switch "C". I love the fact your family is filled with so much love and you have let it be known to everyone.

BTW: Thank you for breaking another damn guilt inducing MeMe chain!!!!!

Thank you, Cameron. I appreciate your kind words. You are very welcome for the broken MeMe chain. Lenn Harley and Lisa Heindel inspired me. :-)

O.k. you are scaring me a bit here. Making me shake in my boots because I don't like DT but I have to tell you the truth. He is smart but not self made and that is all I will say. Please post some cute pics of your boys again I need something warm and fuzzy....after you scaring me like this.,

Jane, just for you. Keep an eye out for the Minion Blur at pre-school... promise. :-)

Hey, you know I'm on board! I let you see me first from my webcam! Is that trust or WHAT?

Lizette, I treasure and value your friendship and trust. That was a spanking bit of web candy, BTW. Thank you. I had a lot of fun and can't wait to go live with you again. If the next web cam survives the little minions very vigorous attack, you will be the first to see them in all of their "little people glory" (ROTFLMAO). Maybe we should pray... :-D

Do I get to be one of you new family members?? I need a bigger family. The one I have has issues.....LOL

Ann

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Ann, I would LOVE to adopt you. You may want to start a gentle workout because my minions are very fast (LOL). Your virtual nephews can be quite interesting up close and personal. Just ask Paddy P. They could barely hold still during the entire visit. Stephen even "dived" into the miniature frog pond (LOL). That kid can not resist a puddle or running water... Keep your pets away from the pool when Step is around. He tipped JJ into the water and Susan M and I had to fish the puppy out. :-)

BTW, C ...I don't know what the H I'm doing on Twitter, but good to know you are following me ... lol!

Marie, I love reading your blog and following you so I am very happy that you have joined Twitter. :-)

Humm. Gourmet cooking at home...this is possible? Have to check into that one! The Hagen Daz I could pull off. And great switch Kathy!

Great Info! Do you know that the first time I took my kids with me to a showing, the buyers signed up with me BECAUSE i had my kids with me!!! They said they could trust me with their family because I put my family first. MY children on the other hand do not like the business and would prefer NOT to go with me!! U win some u lose some LOL, Mary

Carolyn...

I am laughing so hard because I cant stand it. Some of this is funny because it's funny, and some of it is funny because of your attitude!

I love PB & J, and I used to play a lot of video games but I have not since Flight Sim X didn't work on my computer!

Thanks you so kindly for the sweet mention! I know I respond to your posts slowly but very often it takes several reads to get it! lol

C, thanks for sharing. I will definitely add these to my collection.

Nice meme. Perfect- who is pefect? I haven't ever met a perfect person. I hope we all march to our own drummer- the essence of individuality and creativity comes from doing your own thing.

And when your a parent individuality really gets tested. So and so can do this, so and so can do that.....so and so's mom says this.

I never really did care about so and so.

Terri, I have these Japanese dishes, pots and pans that I am so in love with... Bon Ap is my fave cook book. :-)

Mary I, very cool. Mothers usually contact me about relocating because they can find out about the parks, schools, food, etc. I know NYC very well. I was born and raised here. I've been running the streets with my friends since I was a teenager and I'm still running them (LOL).

LOL @ Richard. I had a lot of fun firing it off the top of my head. Sometimes things just need to be said (or not - LOL).

Tanya, you are very welcome. Go check out the free stuff at Trump U. Very cool and useful.

Rebecca, I know exactly what you mean. I just got finished carrying on over here about some of my parenting issues with my kids learning disabilities. "They" and "So-And-So" can really get my goat on some days (LOL).

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Hagen Daz...Good to know. I'll put that bit of info in the vault for an appropriate time.

LOL @ Josef. Oh yeah!!! :-D

I am a HUGE fan of The Donald!!! I'll defend him to the death and accuse his nay sayers of simple jealousy!

LOL @ Susan E. We can hang, girlfriend. :-)

Wow Carolyn entertaining, smart, clever, witty, energetic, frenzied, pasionately crazy? Now something about me...............lol

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Liz, I am going to blog about you big time bay-bay. Your page is up for the next Outside Blog Minion Report (ROTFL). I love this quote... it's soooooo you. ;-)

BTW, kudos and congrats for winning the eye candy contest for photography. Very nicely done.

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