This is the continuation of my series intended to bring humour to the active rain community.
Jokes that are, above all, clean (just in case you want to relate them to a client)
Easy to remember, (recognizing that our Realtor demographic is aging... just a tiny bit... and memory is the second thing to go... I don't remember what the first thing is).
And they need to be funny... so many of the jokes we hear are NOT funny...
In fairness... this one is a bit longer, so may not be quite as easily remembered, but I figure it's funny enough
to pass along.
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A guy walks into a bar... He sits himself at the bar, and asks the bartender if he'd pay $20.00 to see the most amazing thing he'd ever seen. The bartender says "yeah... if it really IS the most amazing thing I've ever seen".
Okay, says the guy... and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small mouse and a tiny little grand piano. The mouse begins playing the best version of Bohemian Rhapsody, (other than the one played by Queen) that he's ever heard.
But the bartender is tough, and says he isn't "amazed" yet. The guy nods knowingly, reaches into his pocket and pulls out a frog. The frog begins singing the lyrics to accompany the mouse in Bohemian Rhapsody, including the harmonies!!
This wins the bartender over, who forks over a twenty dollar bill.
Having just witnessed this, another fellow sitting at the end of the bar says to the man "I'll give you $1,000 for that frog."
The guy, obviously in need of some cash, agrees... takes the $1,000, and the man who bought the frog leaves.
The bartender says "Buddy, you're a fool... that frog could have made you a wealthy man!"
"No, not really" says the guy "the mouse is also a Ventriloquist".
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