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If this doesn't make you laugh, then you may be a lost cause

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Here are some humorous quotes from Al Gore. Let me know if they struck you as funny.

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97

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"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

-- Vice President Al Gore

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"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

-- Vice President Al Gore

Karen Anne Stone
New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County - Fort Worth, TX
Fort Worth Real Estate

Steven:  Actually, the thing that I saw as being least funny... was the stolen election between Al Gore and George Bush in 2000.  What a tragedy.  

Mar 08, 2009 06:20 PM
Robert Havana
Park and Protect- Alberta Real Estate License Parking - Calgary, AB
Alberta Real Estate License Parking

I still havent seen his environmental movie, although I sure wish I had.  I need to find someone with a copy and watch it this week.

Mar 08, 2009 06:22 PM
Terry Chenier
Homelife Glenayre Realty - Mission, BC

Steven,

I've seen this before and others and it's still funny. You know, I'm going to add you as an associate; your as crazy as I am.

Mar 08, 2009 07:46 PM
Caren Wallace
Premier Property Group LLC - Tualatin, OR
Portland Caren Real Estate

Steven, he is a real heavyweight in the brains department, HUH!

Mar 08, 2009 11:41 PM
Mike Saunders
Retired - Athens, GA

Steven - Gore or Biden; what's the deal with democrat sidekicks vp's. But, America needs the comic relief.

Mar 09, 2009 12:25 AM
Troy Erickson AZ Realtor (602) 295-6807
HomeSmart - Chandler, AZ
Your Chandler, Ahwatukee, and East Valley Realtor

Steven, it's good to know that nobody is perfect.  If Al Gore can say these things, then I don't feel so bad when I say something I shouldn't have.  Thanks for the laughs.

Mar 09, 2009 07:56 AM
Lynn Meldrum
Lynn Meldrum with Verico Canada First Mortgage - Calgary, AB

He sounds high.  I wonder if when he didn't live in this century if he went to school or learned any grammar.  Our maybe he's just high

Mar 09, 2009 11:02 AM
Connie Case
Platinum Realty Group - Fountain City, TN
Realtor, Knoxville Tn.

Very Intelligent:)

Mar 10, 2009 12:02 PM
Rick Huffman
Mortgage Banker - Kent, WA

Steven, they did a show on Biography when Gore and Bush were running against each other. You should watch it. It was quite interesting. I think politicians don't know what their speech writers write half the time anyway. Have a great day.

Mar 12, 2009 03:42 AM
Tad Petersen / Home Inspector, Mpls
Safeguard Home Inspections, Inc. - Watertown, MN

Not to get into politics, but watch Obama without a teleprompter....now that's funny and scary at the same time.

Mar 12, 2009 04:49 AM
Anonymous
Stacy Manche

Steven,

I admire Al Gore for his stand on enviornmental issues, but certainly can't admire his lack of talent with words. Thanks for the chuckle!!

Mar 12, 2009 04:50 AM
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Kelsey Barklow
Hurd Realty - Johnson City, TN
423/948-9154

Thanks for the laugh. What was he thinking? Or not.

Mar 16, 2009 11:17 AM
Jason Neumann
Century 21 Assurance Realty Ltd. - Kelowna, BC
Realtor - www.KelownaRealEstateNews.com

How many drinks did he have prior to questioning,LOL! Thanks for the laughs and happy blogging to you!

Mar 16, 2009 04:56 PM