It’s Blooper Friday, and the spelling and grammar rebels are at it again, folks. Welcome to the Blooper Blog. Please enjoy these hilarious gaffes:
A Roo
“Flex bedroos” (The latest trend in kangaroo housing...)
"Pants are optional choice" (Tell that to your arresting officer.)
“Great locomotion” (As we say in California, “EARTHQUAKE”!!!)
“Closet Sunday” (Sorry, but I live in West Hollywood where all closets are empty.)
“Interior designer comes with house.” (My mistake - it seems someone still is in the closet.)
A Moo
“Cow for more info” (Sorry, but I don't speak moo.)
“Must coop sellers banker” (Why – does she lay eggs?)
”Acheway to kitchen” (Everyone aches when I’m in the kitchen.)
“Key is hidding” (So is your dictionary.)
A Poo
“Yard drops” (That explains the brown stuff on your shoe.)
“Near Vevmo” (It’s “Bevmo Liquor,” and apparently you spent too much time there…)
“Dog in hose bites” (Maybe his garter belt is too tight.)
“Bring your vision” (Why - are you afraid I'll park on your porch again?)
“Cabinet completely redone” (Someone must be selling the White House.)
Adieu
“Twilight Wine and Chest” (Wow - I usually keep my shirt on until after the 3rd martini.)
“Put lipstick on this pig” (Okay, this is just hilarious!)
"House sold ass is" (Well that explains the large crack!)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell.
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