Happy Easter Everyone.  Well in some ways it is a day off for many of us, that is until the phone rings.  but, I need my morning does of humor and I know some of you do also.  So Hope you enjoy!

A Cowboy walks into a Barber shop and askes for a shave and his boots shined.  While the barber is lathering him up, a very pretty young lady kneels down in front of him and starts shinning his boots.

The Cowboy was very smitten by her ans said, "Miss, I think you and I should leave here and find a hotel room."

To which she replied..."My husband wouldn't like that very much."

"Tell him you are working overtime and I will pay you the difference." he replied.

"Why don't you tell him yourself...He is the shving you!!"

 
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20 Comments on Be very careful who you say that to! (HUMOR)

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS!!!!!  It is a little to late to change your mind about the shave...

Don't be stopping for any shave on your way down to Missouri.
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Morning Don...See you Soon.  I will give a call when I get down and set up a date and time when I confirm the schedual.
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Yikes, with a straight edge in hand!  Good one William, thanks for the chuckle!
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Thanks William.  Always great to start the day off with a laugh.  And a lesson!!
7:31am • #5
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Laura...I was never comfortable witha straight edge to begin with.

Gabe...Thanks Fro stopping, glad you enjoyed.
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Bill...

That's a classic case of being careful what you say when someone has a sharp blade in his hand! lol
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Very funny William!  Thanks for the laugh.  :o)
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William,

How is that for a close shave? Just proves you never assume anything either. :)

Steve
8:05am • #9
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Richard...It would be alesson learned the hard way!

Colleen...Happy Easter
8:05am • #10
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Now I know why my husband doesn't like others to shave him.  LOL
8:26am • #11
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William, thanks for the chuckle on this Sunday morning. Happy Easter!
8:29am • #12
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Hi William - Happy Easter!  I guess this one is a reminder that we need to find out who all the players are before we make a move... lol
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Now that is funny....never cross a man with a razor in his hand :)
10:19am • #14
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You could be in far worse situations, but then I can't think of one at the moment.
10:23am • #15
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Thanks for your Easter chuckle.
10:44am • #16
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The razor blade was probably way to close for comfort after that statement...  You sure come up with good ones.  Thanks for constantly giving us something to laugh about!
1:41pm • #17
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William,

Sweeny Todd anyone? I guess some men get too single-minded about lust to realize immediate threat.
9:16am • #18

LOL...Really funny thank you for sharing I like it. I hope you had a wonderful easter with your family.

Thank you,

Kim White
10:49am • #19

Good one.  and the moral of the story is know who has a knife at your neck lol

Lynn Meldrum
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Bill, this is why I only have the Barber cut my hair...the razor scares me!
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